Self-termination

[Bella Fortuna]

No rope, no blade, no high cliff, no deep or fast moving water, no poison, no machines, no gun; just winter----with pockets full of bacon.

Very Jack London.

[amused]

I'd go out by taking a shot at this: 37°52'59.25" N 85°57'55.21" W

You really otter, since it's just down the road from Otter Creek park.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I'd go out by taking a shot at this: 37°52'59.25" N 85°57'55.21" W

You really otter, since it's just down the road from Otter Creek park.

It would require pussy galore, however.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

I'd go out by taking a shot at this: 37°52'59.25" N 85°57'55.21" W

You really otter, since it's just down the road from Otter Creek park.

So you are contemplating gold poisoning, Zilla? That'll stump House - until Wilson mentions his wedding ring in a conversation... and then - Boom! - instant diagnosis, a quick course of chelation and your back with us!

Nobody figures House into their suicide plans - if they did, global overpopulation would be solved at a stroke!

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I'd go out by taking a shot at this: 37°52'59.25" N 85°57'55.21" W

You really otter, since it's just down the road from Otter Creek park.

So you are contemplating gold poisoning, Zilla? That'll stump House - until Wilson mentions his wedding ring in a conversation... and then - Boom! - instant diagnosis, a quick course of chelation and your back with us!

Nobody figures House into their suicide plans - if they did, global overpopulation would be solved at a stroke!

House drinking game.
Every time they nearly kill the patient.
Every time House suddenly stops and get a faraway look.
Every time somebody freaks out because House is fucking with them.
Every time Cuddy fails to make a believable administrator.
Etc.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

I'd go out by taking a shot at this: 37°52'59.25" N 85°57'55.21" W

You really otter, since it's just down the road from Otter Creek park.

So you are contemplating gold poisoning, Zilla? That'll stump House - until Wilson mentions his wedding ring in a conversation... and then - Boom! - instant diagnosis, a quick course of chelation and your back with us!

Nobody figures House into their suicide plans - if they did, global overpopulation would be solved at a stroke!

House drinking game.
Every time they nearly kill the patient.
Every time House suddenly stops and get a faraway look.
Every time somebody freaks out because House is fucking with them.
Every time Cuddy fails to make a believable administrator.
Etc.

It's still freakin OSSUM though!

[Saoirse]

A Facebook/okcupid acquaintance ended his life this summer by lying on the train tracks. He lived in Ipswich and it made the local papers. I don't know the details (and I really don't want to know them) but a friend of mine who was much closer to him than I was said he did it because he thought his life was a trainwreck. He fought depression for a really long time and just gave up.

I think I'd go with pills. I would not want to risk a loved one having to identify my remains after a train hit me.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

The hardest part is picking something really lethal but not painful. If you chose something and it fails, you might wind up as a basket case. That would be worse than death for me.

(A friend botched it and wound up blind, deaf, dumb and paralyzed. Trapped in his own body. A good friend would have helped him out. (That's what friends are for.))

[Saoirse]

That is what I'd fear using pills. If I didn't use enough or if someone found me before they had a chance to work, I'd be a veggie. However, I'm not a fan of guns. A friend in college had a dad who tried to blow his brains out and botched the job so he wound up mostly blind and missing parts of his face.

[hadespussercats]

I'd go out by taking a shot at this: 37°52'59.25" N 85°57'55.21" W

You really otter, since it's just down the road from Otter Creek park.

So you are contemplating gold poisoning, Zilla? That'll stump House - until Wilson mentions his wedding ring in a conversation... and then - Boom! - instant diagnosis, a quick course of chelation and your back with us!

Nobody figures House into their suicide plans - if they did, global overpopulation would be solved at a stroke!

House drinking game.
Every time they nearly kill the patient.
Every time House suddenly stops and get a faraway look.
Every time somebody freaks out because House is fucking with them.
Every time Cuddy fails to make a believable administrator.
Etc.

It's still freakin OSSUM though!

Oh, it was. But I think it may have jumped el shark. Token plain girl (forget her name-- puffy face, all namby-pamby) is really awful, yet seems to get more than her share of screen time. Is she the producer's daughter or something?

[hadespussercats]

And if I wanted to off myself? Hmmm.

Suicide by cop.

Not really. the only time I could imagine wanting to off myself is if I had a degenerative illness and no hope of a cure-- so I doubt I could fake a bank heist or whatever. I guess I'd need to find a friendly nurse who'd be willing to help.

[amused]

No rope, no blade, no high cliff, no deep or fast moving water, no poison, no machines, no gun; just winter----with pockets full of bacon.

Yeah, but the pockets full of bacon seem redundant since we're made of meat....

Plus, wouldn't it go quicker in the nekkidness in sub-freezing weather? Getting to a remote hill to lie down on is the trouble, in the middle of winter.

Disturbing picture of vultures picking over a human skeleton - original title was Tibetan sky burial...

[Lozzer]

lol old depressed thread is old