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Post by Audley Strange » Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:35 am

Adenosine wrote:This is what happens when men are not allowed to interact with women in any sort of meaningful way. A woman, probably without a burqu'a, passing by a man having a coffee in a coffee shop is perceived to be coming on to him.

I'm only half joking. How are men supposed to interact with women when they either put them on a pedestal or stone them?
Stoning could be considered interaction.
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Post by Saoirse » Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:37 am

Isn't this what Pat Robertson said about feminism?

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Post by Animavore » Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:41 am

Isn't that what every religious nut says about everything ever?

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:46 am

So, if all men and women turn gay, exactly how are these virgins going to be deflowered? Somebody really really didn't think any of this through at all! :nono:
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Post by Schneibster » Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:53 am

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Post by Saoirse » Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:02 am

Well, they only seem to interact with them to have sex and then stone them for being sluts because they had sex with them...kind of like they do women in Afghanistan. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-15991641
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Post by Drewish » Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:33 am

Ayaan wrote:Complete disconnect from reality. :twitch:
Not true. Women will become more promiscuous and gays will be out in the open if their society becomes more permissive and less rigid. Their fears are totally justified, even if I don't agree with them.
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Post by Jesus_of_Nazareth » Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:37 am

I think they have a point.........
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Post by klr » Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:25 pm

Adenosine wrote:This is what happens when men are not allowed to interact with women in any sort of meaningful way. A woman, probably without a burqu'a, passing by a man having a coffee in a coffee shop is perceived to be coming on to him.

I'm only half joking. How are men supposed to interact with women when they either put them on a pedestal or stone them?
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Ayaan wrote:Complete disconnect from reality. :twitch:
Not true. Women will become more promiscuous and gays will be out in the open if their society becomes more permissive and less rigid. Their fears are totally justified, even if I don't agree with them.
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Re: Saudis fear ‘no more virgins’, gays, if women let drive

Post by charlou » Sat Dec 03, 2011 3:42 am

andrewclunn wrote:
Ayaan wrote:Complete disconnect from reality. :twitch:
Not true. Women will become more promiscuous and gays will be out in the open if their society becomes more permissive and less rigid. Their fears are totally justified, even if I don't agree with them.
They may be correct about their fears, but I don't think their fears are "justified".

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Post by Schneibster » Sat Dec 03, 2011 3:56 am

Fearing that is fearing equality.

I think we all have an opinion about fearing equality. I think we all think it's chickenshit. I sure as hell do.
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Post by borealis » Sat Dec 03, 2011 4:07 am

klr wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ifted.html
Saudis fear there will be ‘no more virgins’ and people will turn gay if female drive ban is lifted

Repealing a ban on women drivers in Saudi Arabia would result in ‘no more virgins’, the country’s religious council has warned.

A ‘scientific’ report claims relaxing the ban would also see more Saudis - both men and women - turn to homosexuality and pornography.

The startling conclusions were drawn by Muslim scholars at the Majlis al-Ifta’ al-A’ala, Saudi Arabia’s highest religious council, working in conjunction with Kamal Subhi, a former professor at the King Fahd University.

Their report assessed the possible impact of repealing the ban in Saudi Arabia, the only country in the world where women are not allowed behind the wheel.

It was delivered to all 150 members of the Shura Council, the country’s legislative body.

The report warns that allowing women to drive would ‘provoke a surge in prostitution, pornography, homosexuality and divorce’.

Within ten years of the ban being lifted, the report’s authors claim, there would be ‘no more virgins’ in the Islamic kingdom.

And it pointed out ‘moral decline’ could already be seen in other Muslim countries where women are allowed to drive.

In the report Professor Subhi described sitting in a coffee shop in an unnamed Arab state.

‘All the women were looking at me,’ he wrote. ‘One made a gesture that made it clear she was available... this is what happens when women are allowed to drive.’

The astonishing report comes after Shaima Jastaniya, a 34-year-old Saudi woman, was sentenced to 10 lashes with a whip after being caught driving in Jeddah.

There has been strong protest in the country about the sentence - and about the law generally.

But resistance to reform and change remains strong among conservative royals and clerics.
This has to be The Onion stuff...

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Post by Schneibster » Sat Dec 03, 2011 4:08 am

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Post by JimC » Sat Dec 03, 2011 4:29 am

At least they'll still have all those virgins waiting for them in paradise...
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Post by Audley Strange » Sat Dec 03, 2011 6:21 am

Yep 72 young homicide bombers per Mullah.
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