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Re: Mid-life crises

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:18 pm

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Bella Fortuna wrote:I wanna stick it to the ma'am! :lay: I don't care that I'm stretch-marked, wrinkled, and grey. I refuse to act like a ma'am! ;ob;
The only time I want to be called ma'am is if I'm wearing black leather and holding a whip.
If it happened that often, I'd soon get sick of it. :coffee:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:19 pm

Kristie wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:I wanna stick it to the ma'am! :lay: I don't care that I'm stretch-marked, wrinkled, and grey. I refuse to act like a ma'am! ;ob;
You wear your stretch marks, grey hair and wrinkles with beauty and poise. In 10 more years, I can only hope to look as good as you. Not that I see any grey hairs or wrinkles. :ask:
You should get closer, then. :ask:

And thank you. :oops:
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Re: Mid-life crises

Post by Kristie » Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:20 pm

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Kristie wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:I wanna stick it to the ma'am! :lay: I don't care that I'm stretch-marked, wrinkled, and grey. I refuse to act like a ma'am! ;ob;
You wear your stretch marks, grey hair and wrinkles with beauty and poise. In 10 more years, I can only hope to look as good as you. Not that I see any grey hairs or wrinkles. :ask:
You should get closer, then. :ask:

And thank you. :oops:
When the opportunity presents itself, I certainly will. ;)
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Re: Mid-life crises

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:43 pm

Kristie wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Kristie wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:I wanna stick it to the ma'am! :lay: I don't care that I'm stretch-marked, wrinkled, and grey. I refuse to act like a ma'am! ;ob;
You wear your stretch marks, grey hair and wrinkles with beauty and poise. In 10 more years, I can only hope to look as good as you. Not that I see any grey hairs or wrinkles. :ask:
You should get closer, then. :ask:

And thank you. :oops:
When the opportunity presents itself, I certainly will. ;)
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Re: Mid-life crises

Post by Kristie » Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:54 pm

I think Ian will be pleased at how this thread has progressed.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:55 pm

Kristie wrote:I think Ian will be pleased at how this thread has progressed.
Hi ODB factor already. :tup:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:55 pm

Kristie wrote:I think Ian will be pleased at how this thread has progressed.
We aim to please. :awesome:
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Re: Mid-life crises

Post by Ian » Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:36 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Kristie wrote:I think Ian will be pleased at how this thread has progressed.
We aim to please. :awesome:
This thread has progressed very well. The idea of Kristie and Bella getting it on with each other makes me feel young indeed. :{D

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Re: Mid-life crises

Post by Mr P » Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:53 pm

When I hit my late 30s and the big 4-0 was approaching I noticed that my tolerance for bullshit had completely vanished, it was as if I was born with a BS tank and it had finally filled up. This is not good when you're surrounded by new-age types with their crystals, magic water and what-the-bleeps. The end result was I went on a bit of a mission to find the point of it all with two outcomes; 1. everyone thinks I'm an argumentative bastard and 2. I ended up here :biggrin:

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Re: Mid-life crises

Post by Callan » Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:56 pm

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Re: Mid-life crises

Post by Animavore » Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:59 pm

She may speak for herself. I stopped giving a shit ages ago.
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Re: Mid-life crises

Post by M » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:03 pm

The thing about a 'mid life crisis' is that it will all be ok if you are aware of it. If you don't see it coming... uh-oh.
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Re: Mid-life crises

Post by Ian » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:04 pm

Nevermind.

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Re: Mid-life crises

Post by John_fi_Skye » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:18 pm

MID-life?! It would be good still to be somewhere about the middle - knowing with certainty that (unless one went under a bus) there was the same amount to come. But if I lived to be 116, I'm sure I'd be insufferably wrinkled, cantankerous, forgetful, drunken and smelly. So I'm happy to accept I've had a lot more than half of it now.

I sat on the conveyor belt, unthinkingly, for lots of years. I hope I didn't harm too many people, and it would be lovely if I could allow myself the indulgence of thinking I may have helped some.

And as for crisis....well, as they say in footballing circles when they're just about to be sacked, what crisis?
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Re: Mid-life crises

Post by Tero » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:21 pm

anna09 wrote:When my husband was 38 he got a 20 year-old wife. :pardon:
Good plan. When you get around to kids, he can be dad and grandpa at the same time. Then he has to go...away. A bit earlier than you.

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