Time Magazine Covers Explain Why Americans...

[Coito ergo sum]

Did you look at any of the previous covers? The US ones are often different, including one instance where the US cover story was "Can you still move up in America?" vs the rest of the world, which had "Mom liked you best: the science of favouritism." Sometimes there are multiple variations amongst the four covers.

C'mon, Bella! Now you're just talkin' sense.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I love it when people call the US "America".

[tattuchu]

What's an America? One of those mythical places outside the UK?

I believe it's rather like Canada but slightly warmer, on average.

Canada

Oh, you mean Northern U.S.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

What's an America? One of those mythical places outside the UK?

I believe it's rather like Canada but slightly warmer, on average.

Canada

Oh, you mean Northern U.S.

The Fifty-worst State!

[Ian]

What's an America? One of those mythical places outside the UK?

I believe it's rather like Canada but slightly warmer, on average.

Very much like Canada. We do get the same versions of Time magazine, after all.

We've got a better reputation though. "Yankee" is much less pejorative than "hoser". I think.

[Geoff]

What's an America? One of those mythical places outside the UK?

I believe it's rather like Canada but slightly warmer, on average.

Very much like Canada. We do get the same versions of Time magazine, after all.

We've got a better reputation though. "Yankee" is much less pejorative than "hoser". I think.

One colonial is pretty much like another.

[Jason]

What's an America? One of those mythical places outside the UK?

I believe it's rather like Canada but slightly warmer, on average.

Very much like Canada. We do get the same versions of Time magazine, after all.

We've got a better reputation though. "Yankee" is much less pejorative than "hoser". I think.

One colonial is pretty much like another.

Yeah, you can depend on both of us to save yer butts from teh Nazis!

[John_fi_Skye]

I've heard that if you go a long, long way in any direction, you fall off the edge. Do you think it's true?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

What's an America? One of those mythical places outside the UK?

I believe it's rather like Canada but slightly warmer, on average.

Very much like Canada. We do get the same versions of Time magazine, after all.

We've got a better reputation though. "Yankee" is much less pejorative than "hoser". I think.

One colonial is pretty much like another.

You have Empirical evidence for this?

[Geoff]

What's an America? One of those mythical places outside the UK?

I believe it's rather like Canada but slightly warmer, on average.

Very much like Canada. We do get the same versions of Time magazine, after all.

We've got a better reputation though. "Yankee" is much less pejorative than "hoser". I think.

One colonial is pretty much like another.

You have Empirical evidence for this?

Yep, they all have funny accents...

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Yep, they all have funny accents...

And funny mannerisms, eh?

[Geoff]

Yep, they all have funny accents...

And funny mannerisms, eh?

That too! And funny colored gravy! And they call hundreds and thousands something else, can't remember what...

[Ian]

I had some SPRINKLES on my ice cream just last night. Right as I was watching a FOOTBALL game in which the players scored touchdown rather than goals.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Yep, they all have funny accents...

And funny mannerisms, eh?

That too! And funny colored gravy! And they call hundreds and thousands something else, can't remember what...

There are clues sprinkled about on that one.

[Coito ergo sum]

What's an America? One of those mythical places outside the UK?

I believe it's rather like Canada but slightly warmer, on average.

Canada

Oh, you mean Northern U.S.

America's hat.