Lyin' Ass Bitch

[sandinista]

I'd do her.

[charlou]

What if you could tie them up, cover them in vegan tofu and anally assault them while wearing a Michael Moore mask?

Damn, I'm getting wood. Back in a fap flash...

For balance, I'd just like to insert here that I'd do Obama ... I've heard things about large cocks and ... well, you know ...

If I ever get the opportunity, I'll report my findings to this thread.

[Schneibster]

I don't think the "bitch" part was the point. It was the "Lyin' ass" part, IMO. Not misogynistic, just anti-bullshit.

I think every part was justified. She's a professional liar, with brains inferior to that of any long eared equid (or she thinks with the rear end), and she's a nasty piece of work that deserves the colloquial comparison to female canids, it's the female canids who ought to protest against bachman being referred to as one of them.

I've addressed on other threads the issue of the constant labeling of all republicans as stupid. One thing you can't say about Bachmann is that she's stupid.

The reason people speak of her as stupid is not that she lies, it's that she tells dumbshit lies like she expects no one's gonna notice. The alternative is to decide that her opinion of most people is that they're all stupid and won't notice. Which is a deeply stupid thing to do, no matter how smart she is.

I think this kind of thing, and calling her a "liar," is unwarranted.

She tells stupid lies.

She doesn't seem to speak any more untruths than any other politician, Democrat or Republican, including the current denizen of the White House.

Bullshit. a) Politifact disagrees strongly with you, and they document the lies. You don't. b) That's propaganda. "They're all just as bad" is how we got deregulation and the financial catastrophe in the first place, which is ongoing and which the banksters are studiously trying to pretend isn't happening and if it is, isn't their fault. It's also the excuse they use every time they fuck some other financial sector. They're not all just as bad. Some of them are so profoundly stupid that they don't know any economics, and those are the destroyatives. The worse of those are the Libertardians.

That being said, I'd never vote for Bachmann.

Neither would I, but that's beside the point.

[Schneibster]

Yeah, but would you do her?

Not even with your dick.

[Feck]

This thread is Pure Ratz at it's best .

[hadespussercats]

Well, she claimed Gardasil makes you retarded. That's not true. And is also a stupid thing to say, unvetted, on national TV.

Not necessarily, and since it's only been on the market for a short time, its effects on children and possible retardation are unknown. The adverse effects are severe enough, including more than 70 deaths, to justify objecting to mandatory vaccination, which has been suggested by the left:

Reports to VAERS Following Gardasil®

As of September 15, 2011, approximately 40 million doses of Gardasil® were distributed in the U.S. and VAERS received a total of 20,096 reports of adverse events following Gardasil® vaccination: 19,075 reports among females and 569 reports for males, of which 504 reports were received after the vaccine was licensed for males in October 2009. VAERS received 452 reports of unknown gender. Of the total number of VAERS reports following Gardasil®, 92% were considered to be non-serious, and 8% were considered serious.
Non-serious adverse event reports

VAERS defines non-serious adverse events as those other than hospitalization, death, permanent disability, or life-threatening illness.

The vast majority (92%) of the adverse events reports following Gardasil® vaccination were mild and included, pain and swelling at the injection site (the arm), fever, dizziness, nausea, and fainting. Syncope (fainting) is common after injections and vaccinations, especially in adolescents. Falls after fainting may sometimes cause serious injuries, such as head injuries, which can be prevented by closely observing the person for 15 minutes after vaccination.
Serious adverse event reports

Any VAERS report that indicated hospitalization, permanent disability, life-threatening illness, congenital anomaly or death is classified as serious. As with all VAERS reports, serious events may or may not have been caused by the vaccine.
Guillain-Barré Syndrome (GBS)

Guillain-Barré syndrome (GBS) has been reported after vaccination with Gardasil® . GBS is a rare neurologic disorder that causes muscle weakness. It occurs in 1-2 out of every 100,000 people in their teens. A number of infections have been associated with GBS. There has been no indication that Gardasil® increases the rate of GBS above the rate expected in the general population, whether or not they were vaccinated.
Blood Clots

There have been some reports of blood clots in females after receiving Gardasil®. These clots have occurred in the heart, lungs, and legs. Most of these people had a risk of getting blood clots, such as taking oral contraceptives (the birth control pill), smoking, obesity, and other risk factors.
Deaths

As of September 15, 2011, there have been a total 71 VAERS reports of death among those who have received Gardasil®. There were 57 reports among females, 3 were among males, and 11 were reports of unknown gender. Thirty four of the total death reports have been confirmed and 37 remain unconfirmed due to no identifiable patient information in the report such as a name and contact information to confirm the report. A death report is confirmed (verified) after a medical doctor reviews the report and any associated records. In the 34 reports confirmed, there was no unusual pattern or clustering to the deaths that would suggest that they were caused by the vaccine and some reports indicated a cause of death unrelated to vaccination.

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VAERS Reports Following Cervarix®

Since licensed in October 2009, uptake of Cervarix® vaccination in the U.S. has been low. As of September 2011, there have been 52 VAERS reports of adverse events following Cervarix® vaccination in the U.S. The majority of these reports (98%) were considered to be non-serious.

Cervarix® has also been in use in other countries such as England and Europe prior to licensing from the FDA.

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Summary

Based on all of the information we have today, CDC recommends HPV vaccination for the prevention of most types of cervical cancer. As with all approved vaccines, CDC and FDA will continue to closely monitor the safety of HPV vaccines. Any problems detected with these vaccines will be reported to health officials, healthcare providers, and the public and needed action will be taken to ensure the public's health and safety.

Did you actually see her in the clip? She said that a woman she'd met on the campaign trail had told her about her daughter, who was retarded from taking the HPV vaccine.

That is different from pointing out that there are some risks associated with getting the vaccination, and advising that the vaccine not be made mandatory until those risks have been properly assessed.

Particularly since the vaccine is administered to teenagers, whose brains have already developed past the point of retardation risk. (Yeah, yeah, insert yuk yuk here.)

She talked about how terrible it was to administer such a vaccine to a poor, innocent little twelve-year-old girl-- as though the vaccine would rob a child of her virginity. HPV is an incredibly common virus. A girl who decided to save herself 'til marriage could still catch it on her wedding night. And HPV has been shown to be associated with a sharply elevated risk of getting cervical cancer later in life.

Many, many more than 70 women have died from cervical cancer.

I'm not saying there isn't an argument to be made against mandatory HPV vaccination. I'm saying the risks associated with the vaccine are being inflated by anti-vaccer wingnuts and people who think that anything that protects a girl's sexual health will magically turn her into a stupid slut.

[Seth]

Well, she claimed Gardasil makes you retarded. That's not true. And is also a stupid thing to say, unvetted, on national TV.

Not necessarily, and since it's only been on the market for a short time, its effects on children and possible retardation are unknown. The adverse effects are severe enough, including more than 70 deaths, to justify objecting to mandatory vaccination, which has been suggested by the left:

Reports to VAERS Following Gardasil®

As of September 15, 2011, approximately 40 million doses of Gardasil® were distributed in the U.S. and VAERS received a total of 20,096 reports of adverse events following Gardasil® vaccination: 19,075 reports among females and 569 reports for males, of which 504 reports were received after the vaccine was licensed for males in October 2009. VAERS received 452 reports of unknown gender. Of the total number of VAERS reports following Gardasil®, 92% were considered to be non-serious, and 8% were considered serious.
Non-serious adverse event reports

VAERS defines non-serious adverse events as those other than hospitalization, death, permanent disability, or life-threatening illness.

The vast majority (92%) of the adverse events reports following Gardasil® vaccination were mild and included, pain and swelling at the injection site (the arm), fever, dizziness, nausea, and fainting. Syncope (fainting) is common after injections and vaccinations, especially in adolescents. Falls after fainting may sometimes cause serious injuries, such as head injuries, which can be prevented by closely observing the person for 15 minutes after vaccination.
Serious adverse event reports

Any VAERS report that indicated hospitalization, permanent disability, life-threatening illness, congenital anomaly or death is classified as serious. As with all VAERS reports, serious events may or may not have been caused by the vaccine.
Guillain-Barré Syndrome (GBS)

Guillain-Barré syndrome (GBS) has been reported after vaccination with Gardasil® . GBS is a rare neurologic disorder that causes muscle weakness. It occurs in 1-2 out of every 100,000 people in their teens. A number of infections have been associated with GBS. There has been no indication that Gardasil® increases the rate of GBS above the rate expected in the general population, whether or not they were vaccinated.
Blood Clots

There have been some reports of blood clots in females after receiving Gardasil®. These clots have occurred in the heart, lungs, and legs. Most of these people had a risk of getting blood clots, such as taking oral contraceptives (the birth control pill), smoking, obesity, and other risk factors.
Deaths

As of September 15, 2011, there have been a total 71 VAERS reports of death among those who have received Gardasil®. There were 57 reports among females, 3 were among males, and 11 were reports of unknown gender. Thirty four of the total death reports have been confirmed and 37 remain unconfirmed due to no identifiable patient information in the report such as a name and contact information to confirm the report. A death report is confirmed (verified) after a medical doctor reviews the report and any associated records. In the 34 reports confirmed, there was no unusual pattern or clustering to the deaths that would suggest that they were caused by the vaccine and some reports indicated a cause of death unrelated to vaccination.

Top of Page
VAERS Reports Following Cervarix®

Since licensed in October 2009, uptake of Cervarix® vaccination in the U.S. has been low. As of September 2011, there have been 52 VAERS reports of adverse events following Cervarix® vaccination in the U.S. The majority of these reports (98%) were considered to be non-serious.

Cervarix® has also been in use in other countries such as England and Europe prior to licensing from the FDA.

Top of Page
Summary

Based on all of the information we have today, CDC recommends HPV vaccination for the prevention of most types of cervical cancer. As with all approved vaccines, CDC and FDA will continue to closely monitor the safety of HPV vaccines. Any problems detected with these vaccines will be reported to health officials, healthcare providers, and the public and needed action will be taken to ensure the public's health and safety.

Did you actually see her in the clip? She said that a woman she'd met on the campaign trail had told her about her daughter, who was retarded from taking the HPV vaccine.

Soooo...she was relating a true experience she had, right? It is possible that the lady's daughter was retarded from taking the HPV vaccine. You don't know any different.

That is different from pointing out that there are some risks associated with getting the vaccination, and advising that the vaccine not be made mandatory until those risks have been properly assessed.

Indeed, it's her relating the concerns of one of her constituents, which is a perfectly reasonable thing for a politician to do.

Particularly since the vaccine is administered to teenagers, whose brains have already developed past the point of retardation risk. (Yeah, yeah, insert yuk yuk here.)

Maybe she meant something other than pre-natal "retardation" and actually meant some sort of brain damage caused by the vaccine.

She talked about how terrible it was to administer such a vaccine to a poor, innocent little twelve-year-old girl-- as though the vaccine would rob a child of her virginity.

Why does a twelve-year-old girl need HPV vaccine if she's not sexually active?

HPV is an incredibly common virus. A girl who decided to save herself 'til marriage could still catch it on her wedding night. And HPV has been shown to be associated with a sharply elevated risk of getting cervical cancer later in life.

Well, prior to her 18th birthday, that would be her mother and father's decision to make, and after then it's her decision. In no event, under any circumstances, is it the government's business or authority to make that decision, which is the point that Bachman was trying to make, I suspect, given the amount of Progressive and leftist pressure to make it mandatory not just for girls, but now for boys as well.

Many, many more than 70 women have died from cervical cancer.

So what? Life's a bitch, then you die. That doesn't mean the government has any authority to protect everyone against everything without their consent.

I'm not saying there isn't an argument to be made against mandatory HPV vaccination. I'm saying the risks associated with the vaccine are being inflated by anti-vaccer wingnuts and people who think that anything that protects a girl's sexual health will magically turn her into a stupid slut.

It's their kids at risk, so they get to make the decisions. Unlike smallpox, cervical cancer is not a contagious disease that threatens to start a pandemic, which is the ONLY time that the government has any authority to mandate vaccinations due to public health risks.

[hadespussercats]

Seth, the American Medical Association and the NIH both commented that the HPV vaccine does not cause brain damage. And the HPV vaccine is most effective if it's administered before possible exposure-- i.e.- BEFORE becoming sexually active.

If you want to say that by claiming otherwise Bachman has revealed herself to be prudent and informed, I don't know what else to say.

[Jonesboy]

I don't know or particularly care who Jimmy Fallon is, but his band is

http://edition.cnn.com/2011/11/24/showb ... ?hpt=hp_t3

NBC apologizes to Bachmann over song

Washington (CNN) -- NBC has apologized to Rep. Michele Bachmann after the house band for "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon" played an inappropriate song during her appearance on the show Monday, CNN confirmed Thursday.

Bachmann received a letter Wednesday from Doug Vaughan, NBC's senior vice president for special programs and late night, that apologized for what happened and called the incident "not only unfortunate but also unacceptable," said Alice Stewart, the Republican presidential hopeful's spokeswoman.

According to Stewart, the letter also said the show's band, which played the song "Lyin' Ass Bitch" by Fishbone as Bachmann first appeared on stage, was "severely reprimanded."

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youre wird. Appealing to a weird bunch of fuckers. ethnocentric twat.

[FBM]

youre wird. Appealing to a weird bunch of fuckers. ethnocentric twat.

[hadespussercats]

So that's the Ethnocentric Twat smiley? Wow, Ratz has a smiley for everything.

[Seth]

Seth, the American Medical Association and the NIH both commented that the HPV vaccine does not cause brain damage. And the HPV vaccine is most effective if it's administered before possible exposure-- i.e.- BEFORE becoming sexually active.

The AMA and the NIH have been wrong before, and it's up to the parent to decide what's best for their child. And if their child is not sexually active, they don't need the vaccine at all, now do they?

If you want to say that by claiming otherwise Bachman has revealed herself to be prudent and informed, I don't know what else to say.

I didn't say that, I was merely refuting the notion that she was lying about the HPV vaccine, which is not perfectly safe.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Seth, the American Medical Association and the NIH both commented that the HPV vaccine does not cause brain damage. And the HPV vaccine is most effective if it's administered before possible exposure-- i.e.- BEFORE becoming sexually active.

The AMA and the NIH have been wrong before, and it's up to the parent to decide what's best for their child. And if their child is not sexually active, they don't need the vaccine at all, now do they?

They should pass a law saying children can't have sex.

[Seth]

Seth, the American Medical Association and the NIH both commented that the HPV vaccine does not cause brain damage. And the HPV vaccine is most effective if it's administered before possible exposure-- i.e.- BEFORE becoming sexually active.

The AMA and the NIH have been wrong before, and it's up to the parent to decide what's best for their child. And if their child is not sexually active, they don't need the vaccine at all, now do they?

They should pass a law saying children can't have sex.

They already have in most places.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Seth, the American Medical Association and the NIH both commented that the HPV vaccine does not cause brain damage. And the HPV vaccine is most effective if it's administered before possible exposure-- i.e.- BEFORE becoming sexually active.

The AMA and the NIH have been wrong before, and it's up to the parent to decide what's best for their child. And if their child is not sexually active, they don't need the vaccine at all, now do they?

They should pass a law saying children can't have sex.

They already have in most places.

Well that, that's handled. Children will not be having sex. The matter is closed.