Lyin' Ass Bitch

Post Reply
User avatar
Jason
Destroyer of words
Posts: 17782
Joined: Sat Apr 16, 2011 12:46 pm
Contact:

Re: Lyin' Ass Bitch

Post by Jason » Fri Nov 25, 2011 3:22 pm

Give them a full body lathering in Crisco and I'd do it.

User avatar
FBM
Ratz' first Gritizen.
Posts: 45327
Joined: Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:43 pm
About me: Skeptic. "Because it does not contend
It is therefore beyond reproach"
Contact:

Re: Lyin' Ass Bitch

Post by FBM » Fri Nov 25, 2011 3:24 pm

Svartalf wrote:...but I'd do bristol if I were compensated for her being used and damaged goods.
You poor, poor shell of a man. :console:
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken

"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."

"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."

User avatar
laklak
Posts: 21022
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:07 pm
About me: My preferred pronoun is "Massah"
Location: Tannhauser Gate
Contact:

Re: Lyin' Ass Bitch

Post by laklak » Fri Nov 25, 2011 3:29 pm

PordFrefect wrote:Give them a full body lathering in Crisco and I'd do it.
Hydrogenated transfats!??.

You sick puppy.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Coito ergo sum
Posts: 32040
Joined: Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:03 pm
Contact:

Re: Lyin' Ass Bitch

Post by Coito ergo sum » Fri Nov 25, 2011 3:44 pm

laklak wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
That being said, I'd never vote for Bachmann.
Yeah, but would you do her?

P.S. Welcome back.
In a heartbeat.

And, thanks!

User avatar
FBM
Ratz' first Gritizen.
Posts: 45327
Joined: Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:43 pm
About me: Skeptic. "Because it does not contend
It is therefore beyond reproach"
Contact:

Re: Lyin' Ass Bitch

Post by FBM » Sat Nov 26, 2011 2:48 am

I suppose I'd have a quick prod at her, too. Y'know, just to say I'd done a Republican.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken

"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."

"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."

User avatar
Svartalf
Offensive Grail Keeper
Posts: 41172
Joined: Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:42 pm
Location: Paris France
Contact:

Re: Lyin' Ass Bitch

Post by Svartalf » Sat Nov 26, 2011 2:50 am

I'll up you with one Institutional Revolution Party member.
Embrace the Darkness, it needs a hug

PC stands for "Patronizing Cocksucker" Randy Ping

Seth
GrandMaster Zen Troll
Posts: 22077
Joined: Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:02 am
Contact:

Re: Lyin' Ass Bitch

Post by Seth » Sat Nov 26, 2011 2:52 am

Svartalf wrote:
FBM wrote:I don't think the "bitch" part was the point. It was the "Lyin' ass" part, IMO. Not misogynistic, just anti-bullshit.
I think every part was justified. She's a professional liar, with brains inferior to that of any long eared equid (or she thinks with the rear end), and she's a nasty piece of work that deserves the colloquial comparison to female canids, it's the female canids who ought to protest against bachman being referred to as one of them.
You're talking about Pelosi, right?
"Seth is Grandmaster Zen Troll who trains his victims to troll themselves every time they think of him" Robert_S

"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke

"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth

© 2013/2014/2015/2016 Seth, all rights reserved. No reuse, republication, duplication, or derivative work is authorized.

User avatar
FBM
Ratz' first Gritizen.
Posts: 45327
Joined: Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:43 pm
About me: Skeptic. "Because it does not contend
It is therefore beyond reproach"
Contact:

Re: Lyin' Ass Bitch

Post by FBM » Sat Nov 26, 2011 2:54 am

Svartalf wrote:I'll up you with one Institutional Revolution Party member.
Then I'd just have to up you back by poking one of Fred Phelp's daughters.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken

"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."

"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."

User avatar
Svartalf
Offensive Grail Keeper
Posts: 41172
Joined: Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:42 pm
Location: Paris France
Contact:

Re: Lyin' Ass Bitch

Post by Svartalf » Sat Nov 26, 2011 2:55 am

Seth wrote:
Svartalf wrote:
FBM wrote:I don't think the "bitch" part was the point. It was the "Lyin' ass" part, IMO. Not misogynistic, just anti-bullshit.
I think every part was justified. She's a professional liar, with brains inferior to that of any long eared equid (or she thinks with the rear end), and she's a nasty piece of work that deserves the colloquial comparison to female canids, it's the female canids who ought to protest against bachman being referred to as one of them.
You're talking about Pelosi, right?
I'm not ssure... Pelosi sure is a professional liar, I don't know about the ass and bitch parts.
Embrace the Darkness, it needs a hug

PC stands for "Patronizing Cocksucker" Randy Ping

User avatar
hadespussercats
I've come for your pants.
Posts: 18586
Joined: Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:27 am
About me: Looks pretty good, coming out of the back of his neck like that.
Location: Gotham
Contact:

Re: Lyin' Ass Bitch

Post by hadespussercats » Sat Nov 26, 2011 2:56 am

Tyrannical wrote:
FBM wrote:I don't think the "bitch" part was the point. It was the "Lyin' ass" part, IMO. Not misogynistic, just anti-bullshit.
I'm surprised he didn't ask her to jump on a trampoline like on his old The Man Show
Jimmy Fallon, not Jimmy Kimmel. They both suck, but they are different.
The green careening planet
spins blindly in the dark
so close to annihilation.

Listen. No one listens. Meow.

User avatar
Svartalf
Offensive Grail Keeper
Posts: 41172
Joined: Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:42 pm
Location: Paris France
Contact:

Re: Lyin' Ass Bitch

Post by Svartalf » Sat Nov 26, 2011 2:56 am

FBM wrote:
Svartalf wrote:I'll up you with one Institutional Revolution Party member.
Then I'd just have to up you back by poking one of Fred Phelp's daughters.
POINH and I'll owe you a round or two should we ever have occasion to drink together.
Embrace the Darkness, it needs a hug

PC stands for "Patronizing Cocksucker" Randy Ping

User avatar
hadespussercats
I've come for your pants.
Posts: 18586
Joined: Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:27 am
About me: Looks pretty good, coming out of the back of his neck like that.
Location: Gotham
Contact:

Re: Lyin' Ass Bitch

Post by hadespussercats » Sat Nov 26, 2011 2:59 am

Coito ergo sum wrote:
Svartalf wrote:
FBM wrote:I don't think the "bitch" part was the point. It was the "Lyin' ass" part, IMO. Not misogynistic, just anti-bullshit.
I think every part was justified. She's a professional liar, with brains inferior to that of any long eared equid (or she thinks with the rear end), and she's a nasty piece of work that deserves the colloquial comparison to female canids, it's the female canids who ought to protest against bachman being referred to as one of them.

I've addressed on other threads the issue of the constant labeling of all republicans as stupid. One thing you can't say about Bachmann is that she's stupid.

I think this kind of thing, and calling her a "liar," is unwarranted. She doesn't seem to speak any more untruths than any other politician, Democrat or Republican, including the current denizen of the White House.

That being said, I'd never vote for Bachmann.
Well, she claimed Gardasil makes you retarded. That's not true. And is also a stupid thing to say, unvetted, on national TV.
The green careening planet
spins blindly in the dark
so close to annihilation.

Listen. No one listens. Meow.

User avatar
Svartalf
Offensive Grail Keeper
Posts: 41172
Joined: Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:42 pm
Location: Paris France
Contact:

Re: Lyin' Ass Bitch

Post by Svartalf » Sat Nov 26, 2011 3:01 am

Maybe she blamed it for her own condition?
Embrace the Darkness, it needs a hug

PC stands for "Patronizing Cocksucker" Randy Ping

User avatar
redunderthebed
Commie Bastard
Posts: 6556
Joined: Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:13 pm
About me: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate and wine in each hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
Location: Port Lincoln Australia
Contact:

Re: Lyin' Ass Bitch

Post by redunderthebed » Sat Nov 26, 2011 3:02 am

hadespussercats wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
Svartalf wrote:
FBM wrote:I don't think the "bitch" part was the point. It was the "Lyin' ass" part, IMO. Not misogynistic, just anti-bullshit.
I think every part was justified. She's a professional liar, with brains inferior to that of any long eared equid (or she thinks with the rear end), and she's a nasty piece of work that deserves the colloquial comparison to female canids, it's the female canids who ought to protest against bachman being referred to as one of them.

I've addressed on other threads the issue of the constant labeling of all republicans as stupid. One thing you can't say about Bachmann is that she's stupid.

I think this kind of thing, and calling her a "liar," is unwarranted. She doesn't seem to speak any more untruths than any other politician, Democrat or Republican, including the current denizen of the White House.

That being said, I'd never vote for Bachmann.
Well, she claimed Gardasil makes you retarded. That's not true. And is also a stupid thing to say, unvetted, on national TV.

I thought being a republican made you retarded. :think:
Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."

Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...

Seth
GrandMaster Zen Troll
Posts: 22077
Joined: Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:02 am
Contact:

Re: Lyin' Ass Bitch

Post by Seth » Sat Nov 26, 2011 3:22 am

hadespussercats wrote:
Well, she claimed Gardasil makes you retarded. That's not true. And is also a stupid thing to say, unvetted, on national TV.
Not necessarily, and since it's only been on the market for a short time, its effects on children and possible retardation are unknown. The adverse effects are severe enough, including more than 70 deaths, to justify objecting to mandatory vaccination, which has been suggested by the left:
Reports to VAERS Following Gardasil®

As of September 15, 2011, approximately 40 million doses of Gardasil® were distributed in the U.S. and VAERS received a total of 20,096 reports of adverse events following Gardasil® vaccination: 19,075 reports among females and 569 reports for males, of which 504 reports were received after the vaccine was licensed for males in October 2009. VAERS received 452 reports of unknown gender. Of the total number of VAERS reports following Gardasil®, 92% were considered to be non-serious, and 8% were considered serious.
Non-serious adverse event reports

VAERS defines non-serious adverse events as those other than hospitalization, death, permanent disability, or life-threatening illness.

The vast majority (92%) of the adverse events reports following Gardasil® vaccination were mild and included, pain and swelling at the injection site (the arm), fever, dizziness, nausea, and fainting. Syncope (fainting) is common after injections and vaccinations, especially in adolescents. Falls after fainting may sometimes cause serious injuries, such as head injuries, which can be prevented by closely observing the person for 15 minutes after vaccination.
Serious adverse event reports

Any VAERS report that indicated hospitalization, permanent disability, life-threatening illness, congenital anomaly or death is classified as serious. As with all VAERS reports, serious events may or may not have been caused by the vaccine.
Guillain-Barré Syndrome (GBS)

Guillain-Barré syndrome (GBS) has been reported after vaccination with Gardasil® . GBS is a rare neurologic disorder that causes muscle weakness. It occurs in 1-2 out of every 100,000 people in their teens. A number of infections have been associated with GBS. There has been no indication that Gardasil® increases the rate of GBS above the rate expected in the general population, whether or not they were vaccinated.
Blood Clots

There have been some reports of blood clots in females after receiving Gardasil®. These clots have occurred in the heart, lungs, and legs. Most of these people had a risk of getting blood clots, such as taking oral contraceptives (the birth control pill), smoking, obesity, and other risk factors.
Deaths

As of September 15, 2011, there have been a total 71 VAERS reports of death among those who have received Gardasil®. There were 57 reports among females, 3 were among males, and 11 were reports of unknown gender. Thirty four of the total death reports have been confirmed and 37 remain unconfirmed due to no identifiable patient information in the report such as a name and contact information to confirm the report. A death report is confirmed (verified) after a medical doctor reviews the report and any associated records. In the 34 reports confirmed, there was no unusual pattern or clustering to the deaths that would suggest that they were caused by the vaccine and some reports indicated a cause of death unrelated to vaccination.

Top of Page
VAERS Reports Following Cervarix®

Since licensed in October 2009, uptake of Cervarix® vaccination in the U.S. has been low. As of September 2011, there have been 52 VAERS reports of adverse events following Cervarix® vaccination in the U.S. The majority of these reports (98%) were considered to be non-serious.

Cervarix® has also been in use in other countries such as England and Europe prior to licensing from the FDA.

Top of Page
Summary

Based on all of the information we have today, CDC recommends HPV vaccination for the prevention of most types of cervical cancer. As with all approved vaccines, CDC and FDA will continue to closely monitor the safety of HPV vaccines. Any problems detected with these vaccines will be reported to health officials, healthcare providers, and the public and needed action will be taken to ensure the public's health and safety.
"Seth is Grandmaster Zen Troll who trains his victims to troll themselves every time they think of him" Robert_S

"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke

"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth

© 2013/2014/2015/2016 Seth, all rights reserved. No reuse, republication, duplication, or derivative work is authorized.

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Majestic-12 [Bot] and 34 guests