Arse Cement Goon Arrested

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Does she really have such gynormous hips, or did the cement spill over to the sides?

You have to maintain proportions, guy, or you'll never find anything that fits.

[Svartalf]

I've seen ladies with asses like that, but not even they were that wide.
Man, she could be one of those prehistoric idols.

[JacksSmirkingRevenge]

Wtf is wrong with these people?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Wtf is wrong with these people?

I knew a guy who was barely able to tie his shoes but his mom had told him he was a genius and he believed her. He did shit like this all the time, because he was "naturally clever that way".

[Svartalf]

I take exception to that... I was very late in learning to tie shoes, and to this day I hate laces, though I've several lines of hatred for them.
one of them being that now, I prefer shoes I can put on without having to fold like a jacknife which my beer belly makes exceedingly uncomfortable.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I take exception to that... I was very late in learning to tie shoes, and to this day I hate laces, though I've several lines of hatred for them.
one of them being that now, I prefer shoes I can put on without having to fold like a jacknife which my beer belly makes exceedingly uncomfortable.

(Fourth rewrite) How interesting.

[Faithfree]

Police photographs suggest that Oneal Morris may have had a similar procedure done on himself.

Looks like he made a real arse of himself.

[Schneibster]

...cement? Like, Portland cement?

Injected with what, now?

A Schwing?