Ever get the feeling someone's trying to tell you something?

[Mysturji]

If you live in the northern hemisphere, look up on a clear night.
Find Cassiopea. (It looks like a lopsided W).
Look at it so the W is "right side up". (ie. not an M or a sigma) Below the W, stretching out from several degrees to the right, extending to a few degrees to the left, pointing left, is a long, crooked arrow. Actually, it's more like a spear. Like this: <----- only crooked.
The point of that spear points almost directly at a bright star. According to Google Sky Map, that star is called Capella.

So, Mr. SETI, have you checked that one out? Hmm?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

They are currently searching Ursa Major's anus. They'll be on your target when they're done there.

[Rum]

The Great Bear is actually a really friendly bear!