Arse Cement Goon Arrested

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Arse Cement Goon Arrested

Post by Atheist-Lite » Tue Nov 22, 2011 4:34 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/15818910

Person arrested over 'cement in buttocks' injection

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A man accused of injecting a woman's buttocks with a mixture of cement and tyre inflater has been arrested.

Oneal Ron Morris, 30, was detained in Florida on Friday and charged with practising medicine without a licence and causing serious bodily injury.

The woman, who paid $700 (£446), later suffered with abdominal pain, infected sores and flu-like symptoms.

Police photographs suggest that Oneal Morris may have had a similar procedure done on himself.

Detectives describe Oneal Morris as a transgender man who dresses as a woman and claim he used a tube to inject a woman in several places on her buttocks.

The victim's body was filled with a mixture that included cement, mineral oil and flat-tire sealant and the incisions were apparently sealed with superglue.

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Post by Audley Strange » Tue Nov 22, 2011 4:37 pm

Fifty years ago such a story would sound like preposterous Science Fiction.
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Re: Arse Cement Goon Arrested

Post by maiforpeace » Tue Nov 22, 2011 4:41 pm

The inflator to blow it up, and the cement to cement the inflated ass? He put some thought into it at least.
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Post by Jason » Tue Nov 22, 2011 4:44 pm

That's just.. weird. Why did she pay him to do that?

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Post by maiforpeace » Tue Nov 22, 2011 5:09 pm

PordFrefect wrote:That's just.. weird. Why did she pay him to do that?
Look at that ass, who wouldn't want one that looks like that. :shock: :?
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Post by Callan » Tue Nov 22, 2011 5:17 pm

maiforpeace wrote:
PordFrefect wrote:That's just.. weird. Why did she pay him to do that?
Look at that ass, who wouldn't want one that looks like that. :shock: :?
Yeah - and there'll be no complaints from her man that her arse isn't firm...

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Post by Berthold » Tue Nov 22, 2011 5:24 pm

It's marvellous what things humans can survive...

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Post by Svartalf » Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:06 pm

What's be being arrested about? she wanted concrete hard buttocks, she got what she paid for.
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Re: Arse Cement Goon Arrested

Post by Atheist-Lite » Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:07 pm

Svartalf wrote:What's be being arrested about? she wanted concrete hard buttocks, she got what she paid for.
Might have been shitting bricks aftwards? :smoke:
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Post by Svartalf » Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:08 pm

maiforpeace wrote:
PordFrefect wrote:That's just.. weird. Why did she pay him to do that?
Look at that ass, who wouldn't want one that looks like that. :shock: :?
I prefer them a bit flatter, if it comes in the way of a good doggie, it's not good.
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Post by Drewish » Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:09 pm

I'd plow her drive way. Assphalt! AsstroTurf! Handicapped parking!

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:09 pm

DAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Mallardz » Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:09 pm

That's just creepy! How heavy is that arse?!
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Re: Arse Cement Goon Arrested

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:17 pm

Mallardz wrote:That's just creepy! How heavy is that arse?!
You must sacrifice mobility in the pursuit of booty beauty.

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Re: Arse Cement Goon Arrested

Post by Svartalf » Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:19 pm

Does she really have such gynormous hips, or did the cement spill over to the sides?
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