Pizza - America's Favourite Vegetable!

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Re: Pizza - America's Favourite Vegetable!

Post by hadespussercats » Sat Nov 19, 2011 11:09 pm

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Svartalf wrote:Well, if it's okay to put pineapple on it, why not corn? and corned beef and kielbasa and beetroot too?
It's not okay to put pineapple on it.
and apples? do you like tomatoless, cheeseless apple pizza?









ok, I think the usual term is apple pie :pardon:
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I do like apple pie.

I think apples on a pizza would be weird.

And a pizza without cheese is no longer a pizza. Tomato sauce can be replaced with something else-- pesto, for example. But cheese of some sort is non-negotiable.
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Re: Pizza - America's Favourite Vegetable!

Post by hadespussercats » Sat Nov 19, 2011 11:10 pm

Actually, apple pie is good with cheese. A nice slice of sharp cheddar on the side...
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Re: Pizza - America's Favourite Vegetable!

Post by Svartalf » Sat Nov 19, 2011 11:15 pm

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and I'm rather conservative too about what I call pizza... pineapple has no place on it, or fish other than anchovies (but you won't make me eat one of those pizzas, I hate anchovies), or potatoes... and I feel that tomatoless pizzas (like ones that have cream instead) are dodgy.
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hadespussercats wrote:Actually, apple pie is good with cheese. A nice slice of sharp cheddar on the side...
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Re: Pizza - America's Favourite Vegetable!

Post by tattuchu » Sat Nov 19, 2011 11:17 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Pizza now classified as a vegetable in the US - because of the tomato sauce apparently it counts as a vegetable in America's schools.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree ... ss-says-so
Only tomato is not not a vegetable. It's a fruit :think:
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Re: Pizza - America's Favourite Vegetable!

Post by Svartalf » Sat Nov 19, 2011 11:19 pm

a fruit that everybody treats like a veg, so shall we drop the botanical niceties?
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Re: Pizza - America's Favourite Vegetable!

Post by hadespussercats » Sat Nov 19, 2011 11:20 pm

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Re: Pizza - America's Favourite Vegetable!

Post by tattuchu » Sat Nov 19, 2011 11:23 pm

Svartalf wrote:a fruit that everybody treats like a veg, so shall we drop the botanical niceties?
Treats like a fruit in what way? I ain't never seen no tomato pie :dunno:

Hmm, I wonder if anybody has ever tried making tomato pie. It might not be half bad :ask:
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Re: Pizza - America's Favourite Vegetable!

Post by Schneibster » Sat Nov 19, 2011 11:25 pm

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Clinton Huxley wrote:Pizza now classified as a vegetable in the US - because of the tomato sauce apparently it counts as a vegetable in America's schools.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree ... ss-says-so
By that standard, does it mean that Bloody Marys also count as a veggie? At least they can have a stick of celery in them...
They might actually be better than pizza.

ETA: I mean more nutritious.
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Re: Pizza - America's Favourite Vegetable!

Post by hadespussercats » Sat Nov 19, 2011 11:26 pm

tattuchu wrote:
Svartalf wrote:a fruit that everybody treats like a veg, so shall we drop the botanical niceties?
Treats like a fruit in what way? I ain't never seen no tomato pie :dunno:

Hmm, I wonder if anybody has ever tried making tomato pie. It might not be half bad :ask:
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Re: Pizza - America's Favourite Vegetable!

Post by tattuchu » Sat Nov 19, 2011 11:33 pm

That looks awesome, hades! Though I'd substitute ricotta cheese for the mayo. Still, I was thinking of a sweetened fruit pie. Like, tomato, sugar, thickener, and some sort of seasoning. Not sure if the cinnamon and nutmeg type spice mixture I'd ordinarily use with fruit pie would work with tomato :ask:
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Re: Pizza - America's Favourite Vegetable!

Post by hadespussercats » Sat Nov 19, 2011 11:39 pm

tattuchu wrote:That looks awesome, hades! Though I'd substitute ricotta cheese for the mayo. Still, I was thinking of a sweetened fruit pie. Like, tomato, sugar, thickener, and some sort of seasoning. Not sure if the cinnamon and nutmeg type spice mixture I'd ordinarily use with fruit pie would work with tomato :ask:
What about ricotta and mint? would that be weird?
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Re: Pizza - America's Favourite Vegetable!

Post by JimC » Sun Nov 20, 2011 9:04 am

The real, austere pizza requires only tomato, mozerella, garlic and olive oil on top of the yeast based dough...

All else is self-indulgent frippery...
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Re: Pizza - America's Favourite Vegetable!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun Nov 20, 2011 2:25 pm

hadespussercats wrote:
Svartalf wrote:
hadespussercats wrote:
Svartalf wrote:Well, if it's okay to put pineapple on it, why not corn? and corned beef and kielbasa and beetroot too?
It's not okay to put pineapple on it.
and apples? do you like tomatoless, cheeseless apple pizza?









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I do like apple pie.

I think apples on a pizza would be weird.

And a pizza without cheese is no longer a pizza. Tomato sauce can be replaced with something else-- pesto, for example. But cheese of some sort is non-negotiable.
But pears on pizza can be excellent - combined with blue cheese and walnuts. :food:
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Re: Pizza - America's Favourite Vegetable!

Post by tattuchu » Sun Nov 20, 2011 3:24 pm

But frippery is a good ting, surely? :awesomecat:

People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.

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