Pizza - America's Favourite Vegetable!

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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:00 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:Onions and bacon and olives and garlic...
There must be a way to classify bacon as a veggie.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:00 pm

I may have a spicy beef, stuffed crust vegetable for tea tonight, I can feel Pizza Hut coming on...
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:04 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:Onions and bacon and olives and garlic...
There must be a way to classify bacon as a veggie.
Food eats vegetables. It's a veggie by association.
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Post by Svartalf » Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:10 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:I believe that now "food" has been classified as a vegetable in the US.
Politicians have to have the brains of vegetables in America
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Re: Pizza - America's Favourite Vegetable!

Post by Dries van Tonder » Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:15 pm

I thought tomatoes were classified as fruit in Merka. So a pizza would the be a mixed something. But then again, I might be wrong; or just drunk. Fuck!!!! :smoke: :smoke: :VSOP: :VSOP: :VSOP: :VSOP: :VSOP:
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Post by Audley Strange » Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:16 pm

So pizza's are veg and businesses are people and fetuses are people? I swear the 1% are a cult of arch-satirists flinging cash at politicians in order to take the piss at the expense of the general.
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Re: Pizza - America's Favourite Vegetable!

Post by klr » Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:29 pm

I don't know whether to laugh :lol: or cry :cry:

It would be an interesting way of meeting the five-a-day* requirement, if ultimately coronary-inducing.

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Post by anna09 » Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:32 pm

I want to order a pizza now! :cry:
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Re: Pizza - America's Favourite Vegetable!

Post by klr » Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:34 pm

anna09 wrote:I want to order a pizza now! :cry:
I could stroll down to local pizzeria and be back with home with one in 20 minutes or so.

But I try to limit myself to one pizza a month. :sulk:
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Re: Pizza - America's Favourite Vegetable!

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:35 pm

klr wrote:
anna09 wrote:I want to order a pizza now! :cry:
I could stroll down to local pizzeria and be back with home with one in 20 minutes or so.

But I try to limit myself to one pizza a month. :sulk:
Just think of its vegetably goodness.
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Post by anna09 » Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:37 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
klr wrote:
anna09 wrote:I want to order a pizza now! :cry:
I could stroll down to local pizzeria and be back with home with one in 20 minutes or so.

But I try to limit myself to one pizza a month. :sulk:
Just think of its vegetably goodness.
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Re: Pizza - America's Favourite Vegetable!

Post by klr » Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:39 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
klr wrote:
anna09 wrote:I want to order a pizza now! :cry:
I could stroll down to local pizzeria and be back with home with one in 20 minutes or so.

But I try to limit myself to one pizza a month. :sulk:
Just think of its vegetably goodness.
Fruit and veg, since it would be a Hawaiian classic - ham, mushroom and ... pineapple.

Damn, why did I ever open this thread? :lay:

Anyway, I already got a roll earlier from a deli - chicken, lettuce and cheese. That's my main meal for the day. :levi:
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Re: Pizza - America's Favourite Vegetable!

Post by MrJonno » Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:41 pm

Best comment, they will be defining pizza as a person next
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Re: Pizza - America's Favourite Vegetable!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:53 pm

MrJonno wrote:Best comment, they will be defining pizza as a person next
I'd certainly rather spend time in the company of a good pizza than in that of many people I know. :ask:
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Re: Pizza - America's Favourite Vegetable!

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:53 pm

MrJonno wrote:Best comment, they will be defining pizza as a person next
They become en-souled when the spicy beef topping goes on
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