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Alien in Fridge?

Post by Atheist-Lite » Wed Nov 16, 2011 6:19 am

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-worl ... -23564252/

Woman keeps 'alien' in fridge for two years after it crash-lands outside her home

Here’s a chilling tale of a monster from outer space…

A woman claims she has kept an alien in her freezer for two years after its module crash landed outside her house. Marta Yegorovnam wrapped the two-foot long body with a huge head and stick-like arms in plastic and hid it away.

She finally revealed her “secret” to the authorities and the pictures have sparked an internet frenzy with stargazers claiming they are proof there is other life out there.

Marta told investigators she found the alien after hearing a crash outside her home at Petrozavodsk, Russia, in 2009.

She claimed the body lay among the burning wreckage of a UFO.

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Re: Alien in Fridge?

Post by Audley Strange » Wed Nov 16, 2011 6:26 am

you know, what with albino witch children, demonically possessed courtesans, satan worshipping Mexican drug cartels, the Chupacabras and the Loch Ness Monster and now this, its a wonder that anyone still does not accept the Creator Chimp.
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Post by Feck » Wed Nov 16, 2011 7:27 am

Why do 'investigators' always say it could be an 'elaborate hoax ' elaborate is not the word for this is it ? sad ,pathetic senile ..drunk may be the words for this but Elaborate it is not .
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Re: Alien in Fridge?

Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:41 am

Meh...I've got scarier stuff in my fridge. :smoke:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:08 pm

Was there a Russian alien hoax a while back, turned out to be a dressed up chicken?
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Post by Schneibster » Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:01 pm

So basically the Daily Mirror is the National Enquirer of England.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:10 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:Was there a Russian alien hoax a while back, turned out to be a dressed up chicken?
Naw, that was Boris Yeltsin.
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Post by PsychoSerenity » Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:16 pm

Anyone else reminded of Rigel from farscape?
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Post by tattuchu » Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:26 pm

Psychoserenity wrote:Anyone else reminded of Rygel from farscape?
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Re: Alien in Fridge?

Post by klr » Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:41 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:Was there a Russian alien hoax a while back, turned out to be a dressed up chicken?
Naw, that was Boris Yeltsin.
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