White House denies alien contact

Post Reply
User avatar
Mysturji
Clint Eastwood
Posts: 5005
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 4:08 pm
About me: Downloading an app to my necktop
Location: http://tinyurl.com/c9o35ny
Contact:
Contact Mysturji

White House denies alien contact

Post by Mysturji » Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:01 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-15635612
A likely story! :lay: Of course, they would say that, wouldn't they. :lay:
Sir Figg Newton wrote:If I have seen further than others, it is only because I am surrounded by midgets.
Cormac wrote:Doom predictors have been with humans right through our history. They are like the proverbial stopped clock - right twice a day, but not due to the efficacy of their prescience.
IDMD2
I am a twit.
Top
User avatar
Geoff
Pouncer
Posts: 9374
Joined: Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:39 pm
Location: Wigan, UK
Contact:
Contact Geoff

Re: White House denies alien contact

Post by Geoff » Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:10 pm

Mysturji wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-15635612
A likely story! :lay: Of course, they would say that, wouldn't they. :lay:
Well, of course. The aliens in the White House are hardly likely to blow their own covers, are they?
Image
"...anyone who says it’s “just the Internet” can :pawiz: . And then when they come back, they can :pawiz: again." - Tigger
Top
User avatar
Gawdzilla Sama
Stabsobermaschinist
Posts: 151265
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:24 am
About me: My posts are related to the thread in the same way Gliese 651b is related to your mother's underwear drawer.
Location: Sitting next to Ayaan in Domus Draconis, and communicating via PMs.
Contact:
Contact Gawdzilla Sama

Re: White House denies alien contact

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:11 pm

Every administration has done so since Blue Book was canceled. :coffee:

It's always fun to watch the Believers get all hopeful at the start of a new presidency and then bitch when he admits there's nothing to the stories.
Image
Ein Ubootsoldat wrote:“Ich melde mich ab. Grüssen Sie bitte meine Kameraden.”
Top
User avatar
Xamonas Chegwé
Bouncer
Bouncer
Posts: 50939
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:23 pm
About me: I have prehensile eyebrows.
I speak 9 languages fluently, one of which other people can also speak.
When backed into a corner, I fit perfectly - having a right-angled arse.
Location: Nottingham UK
Contact:
Contact Xamonas Chegwé

Re: White House denies alien contact

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:15 pm

"In addition, there is no credible information to suggest that any evidence is being hidden from the public's eye."
Well I'm convinced! :tup:
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing :nono:
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Top
User avatar
Gawdzilla Sama
Stabsobermaschinist
Posts: 151265
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:24 am
About me: My posts are related to the thread in the same way Gliese 651b is related to your mother's underwear drawer.
Location: Sitting next to Ayaan in Domus Draconis, and communicating via PMs.
Contact:
Contact Gawdzilla Sama

Re: White House denies alien contact

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:22 pm

Brenda's Masters/Ph.D. thesis was going to be on the reasons Believers have for not coming right out and saying "Flying Saucers". The euphemism "UFO" has taken on the role of keeping Believers from looking like total kooks. It's working poorly, IMHO.
Image
Ein Ubootsoldat wrote:“Ich melde mich ab. Grüssen Sie bitte meine Kameraden.”
Top
User avatar
Clinton Huxley
19th century monkeybitch.
Posts: 23746
Joined: Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:34 pm
Contact:
Contact Clinton Huxley

Re: White House denies alien contact

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:24 pm

We need to friend the aliens on Spacebook.

Ho, ho.
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!

Imagehttp://25kv.co.uk/date_counter.php?date ... 20counting!!![/img-sig]
Top
User avatar
Gawdzilla Sama
Stabsobermaschinist
Posts: 151265
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:24 am
About me: My posts are related to the thread in the same way Gliese 651b is related to your mother's underwear drawer.
Location: Sitting next to Ayaan in Domus Draconis, and communicating via PMs.
Contact:
Contact Gawdzilla Sama

Re: White House denies alien contact

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:26 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:We need to friend the aliens on Spacebook.

Ho, ho.
:fix:
Image
Ein Ubootsoldat wrote:“Ich melde mich ab. Grüssen Sie bitte meine Kameraden.”
Top
User avatar
Clinton Huxley
19th century monkeybitch.
Posts: 23746
Joined: Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:34 pm
Contact:
Contact Clinton Huxley

Re: White House denies alien contact

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:31 pm

Wonder if the aliens have any money and, if so, they would like to contribute to the Greek bail-out.

Has to be worth a try. Come on, cough up you greedy Extraterrestrials! And I mean hard cash, not acid or something.
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!

Imagehttp://25kv.co.uk/date_counter.php?date ... 20counting!!![/img-sig]
Top
User avatar
Gawdzilla Sama
Stabsobermaschinist
Posts: 151265
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:24 am
About me: My posts are related to the thread in the same way Gliese 651b is related to your mother's underwear drawer.
Location: Sitting next to Ayaan in Domus Draconis, and communicating via PMs.
Contact:
Contact Gawdzilla Sama

Re: White House denies alien contact

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:32 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Wonder if the aliens have any money and, if so, they would like to contribute to the Greek bail-out.

Has to be worth a try. Come on, cough up you greedy Extraterrestrials! And I mean hard cash, not acid or something.
The ones in "Cowboys vs. Aliens" had lots of gold. (And they were Republicans, so nobody else is getting any of it.)
Image
Ein Ubootsoldat wrote:“Ich melde mich ab. Grüssen Sie bitte meine Kameraden.”
Top
User avatar
Audley Strange
"I blame the victim"
Posts: 7485
Joined: Wed Jun 08, 2011 5:00 pm
Contact:
Contact Audley Strange

Re: White House denies alien contact

Post by Audley Strange » Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:09 pm

Whats the feasibility of launching a deep space probe connected to the web by wi-fi, just in case?
"What started as a legitimate effort by the townspeople of Salem to identify, capture and kill those who did Satan's bidding quickly deteriorated into a witch hunt" Army Man
Top
User avatar
Horwood Beer-Master
"...a complete Kentish hog"
Posts: 7061
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:34 pm
Location: Wandering somewhere around the Darenth Valley - Kent
Contact:
Contact Horwood Beer-Master

Re: White House denies alien contact

Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:11 pm

Geoff wrote:
Mysturji wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-15635612
A likely story! :lay: Of course, they would say that, wouldn't they. :lay:
Well, of course. The aliens in the White House are hardly likely to blow their own covers, are they?
Where's Obama's Earth Certificate!!! :lay:
Image
Top
User avatar
Gawdzilla Sama
Stabsobermaschinist
Posts: 151265
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:24 am
About me: My posts are related to the thread in the same way Gliese 651b is related to your mother's underwear drawer.
Location: Sitting next to Ayaan in Domus Draconis, and communicating via PMs.
Contact:
Contact Gawdzilla Sama

Re: White House denies alien contact

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:28 pm

Horwood Beer-Master wrote:
Geoff wrote:
Mysturji wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-15635612
A likely story! :lay: Of course, they would say that, wouldn't they. :lay:
Well, of course. The aliens in the White House are hardly likely to blow their own covers, are they?
Where's Obama's Earth Certificate!!! :lay:
:funny:
Image
Ein Ubootsoldat wrote:“Ich melde mich ab. Grüssen Sie bitte meine Kameraden.”
Top
User avatar
klr
(%gibber(who=klr, what=Leprageek);)
Posts: 32964
Joined: Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:25 pm
About me: The money was just resting in my account.
Location: Airstrip Two
Contact:
Contact klr

Re: White House denies alien contact

Post by klr » Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:35 pm

Only 5,000 signatories required to trigger a response? What were they thinking? Even though they've now upped the limit to 25,000, it still allows any and all crackpot movements to pester them with questions. :x
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers

It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner

The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson

:mob: :comp: :mob:
Top
Post Reply

Return to “News, Current Events & Politics”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 17 guests