He's in the fucking Marmite now!

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He's in the fucking Marmite now!

Post by Geoff » Sat May 30, 2009 8:49 pm

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Post by klr » Sat May 30, 2009 8:52 pm

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Post by cowiz » Sat May 30, 2009 8:52 pm

"We've had a tough couple of months; my mum's been really ill and it's comforting to think that if he is there, he's watching over us."
From a jar of fucking Marmite. Fucking idiots!!!
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat May 30, 2009 8:54 pm

pawiz wrote:
"We've had a tough couple of months; my mum's been really ill and it's comforting to think that if he is there, he's watching over us."
From a jar of fucking Marmite. Fucking idiots!!!
What next? New life in a peanut butter jar?

And where the fuck was "he" when they were having tough times and Mum got sick?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat May 30, 2009 9:02 pm

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat May 30, 2009 9:50 pm

Still, better that than Vegemite... :|~
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Post by Hermit » Sun May 31, 2009 2:17 am

Mr Allen, of Ystrad, Rhondda wrote:When I first looked at it I wasn't sure, but when I moved it away from me it started coming out. I thought yeah, she's right - that's the image of Jesus.
What's so amazing about that? Images of Jesus are about as common as dogs' bums.

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Post by Har » Sun May 31, 2009 5:46 am

Looks more like Lemmy Kilmister to me...they are clearly mistaken. :hum:

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Post by Hermit » Sun May 31, 2009 5:49 am

Har wrote:Looks more like Lemmy Kilmister to me...they are clearly mistaken. :hum:
Or, more likely, Charles Manson.

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Post by SnowLeopard » Sun Jun 07, 2009 10:15 pm

Why's it always jesus?

Jesus sponsored marmite, you either love it or you hate it.

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Post by CP » Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:41 pm

SnowLeopard wrote:Why's it always jesus?
http://cectic.com/156.html

Personally I prefer vegemite.
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Post by Faithfree » Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:57 pm

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:49 pm

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Post by CP » Sun Jun 14, 2009 5:25 pm

I don't see it.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jun 14, 2009 5:30 pm

CP wrote:
I don't see it.
I think it's Chuck Norris. :whisper:
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