Rapture 2: It's Armageddon!

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Re: Rapture 2: It's Armageddon!

Post by Jesus Christ » Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:47 am

Eris wrote: Hey Jesus!
WHAT NOW?!?!?! :gaah:
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Re: Rapture 2: It's Armageddon!

Post by Eris » Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:48 am

Nice watch. :coffee:
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Re: Rapture 2: It's Armageddon!

Post by Jesus Christ » Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:48 am

Eris wrote:Nice watch. :coffee:
:wtf:
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Re: Rapture 2: It's Armageddon!

Post by Eris » Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:48 am

Jesus Christ wrote:
Eris wrote:Nice watch. :coffee:
:wtf:
Analogue, I see. :coffee:
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Re: Rapture 2: It's Armageddon!

Post by Jesus Christ » Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:49 am

Eris wrote:Analogue, I see. :coffee:
Lady, the term is "Classic". What's your point? :toetap:
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Re: Rapture 2: It's Armageddon!

Post by Eris » Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:49 am

Thirty days hath September... :whistle:
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Re: Rapture 2: It's Armageddon!

Post by Jesus Christ » Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:50 am

Eris wrote:Thirty days hath September... :whistle:
What? ... *checks watch* ... Oh, fuck. :oops:
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Re: Rapture 2: It's Armageddon!

Post by Virgin Mary » Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:50 am

Jesus Christ wrote:
Eris wrote:Thirty days hath September... :whistle:
What? ... *checks watch* ... Oh, fuck. :oops:
Language, Jesus. :mod:
Take me, Lord!
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Re: Rapture 2: It's Armageddon!

Post by Shiva » Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:51 am

Somebody please to be explaining, I have an army of monkeys ready to unleash.
Mostly 'armless.
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Re: Rapture 2: It's Armageddon!

Post by Jesus Christ » Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:52 am

Shiva wrote:Somebody please to be explaining, I have an army of monkeys ready to unleash.
Umm... I forgot to put the date counter ahead. I'm a day late.
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Re: Rapture 2: It's Armageddon!

Post by Satan » Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:52 am

Jesus Christ wrote:Umm... I forgot to put the date counter ahead. I'm a day late.
You mean you fucked it up AGAIN?! :hilarious:
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Re: Rapture 2: It's Armageddon!

Post by Damien666 » Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:53 am

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAAA! NOT FAIR!!!!! :tantrum:
Our Uncle, Who art in Hell
Damned is thy Name.
Thy Kingdom come, Thy Will be done,
On Earth as it is in Hell.
Give us this day our daily vices,
And reward us our supplications,
As we reward those who supplicate themselves before us.
And lead us not into righteousness,
But deliver us from goodness.
For Thine is the Kingdom,
The Power, and the Glory,
For ever and ever.
Amen.
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Re: Rapture 2: It's Armageddon!

Post by Allah » Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:53 am

Jesus, you schmuck. :nono:
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Re: Rapture 2: It's Armageddon!

Post by Jesus Christ » Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:57 am

Ummm... Sorry everyone. Same time next Millenium? :shifty:
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Re: Rapture 2: It's Armageddon!

Post by Rum » Sat Oct 22, 2011 10:02 am

Thank Christ that's over.. :read:
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