Rapture 2: It's Armageddon!

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Rapture 2: It's Armageddon!

Post by Jesus Christ » Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:38 am

I'm back, BITCHES, and this time I'm pissed! (off)
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Re: Rapture 2: It's Armageddon!

Post by Eris » Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:39 am

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Re: Rapture 2: It's Armageddon!

Post by Damien666 » Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:39 am

WANT! :bwaha:
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Re: Rapture 2: It's Armageddon!

Post by Jesus Christ » Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:40 am

Damien666 wrote: WANT! :bwaha:
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No way, kid. Your daddy's only getting the leftovers, and you're getting HIS leftovers. Like this lot of sinners right here.
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Re: Rapture 2: It's Armageddon!

Post by Damien666 » Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:40 am

Hey, cousin Jesus... Fuck off and die! AGAIN! :zombie: :lol:
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Damned is thy Name.
Thy Kingdom come, Thy Will be done,
On Earth as it is in Hell.
Give us this day our daily vices,
And reward us our supplications,
As we reward those who supplicate themselves before us.
And lead us not into righteousness,
But deliver us from goodness.
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The Power, and the Glory,
For ever and ever.
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Re: Rapture 2: It's Armageddon!

Post by Satan » Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:41 am

Damien666 wrote: Hey, cousin Jesus... Fuck off and die! AGAIN! :zombie: :lol:
I'm so proud! :swoon:
How about a nice piece of fruit? Just sign here.
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Re: Rapture 2: It's Armageddon!

Post by Faithfree » Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:42 am

Oooh Jeeesus Christ! :fp2:
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Re: Rapture 2: It's Armageddon!

Post by Virgin Mary » Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:43 am

[quote=Jesus Christ"] Fuck off, cousin! :allah: [/quote]
Language, Jesus. :mod:
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Re: Rapture 2: It's Armageddon!

Post by Jesus Christ » Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:43 am

Fuck off, cousin! :allah:
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Re: Rapture 2: It's Armageddon!

Post by Jesus Christ » Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:44 am

Virgin Mary wrote:
Jesus Christ" wrote: Fuck off, cousin! :allah:
Language, Jesus. :mod:
Please, Mum! :arrrgh:
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Re: Rapture 2: It's Armageddon!

Post by Shiva » Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:44 am

Ye gods! Is it 2012 already? Brahma! Why did you let me sleep in?
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Re: Rapture 2: It's Armageddon!

Post by The Holy Trinity » Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:45 am

Get your shit together, Junior.
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Re: Rapture 2: It's Armageddon!

Post by Jesus Christ » Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:46 am

Dad damn it! :tearhair: All of you stop interrupting! :pawiz: This is no way to run an apocalypse!
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Re: Rapture 2: It's Armageddon!

Post by Virgin Mary » Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:47 am

The Holy Trinity wrote:Get your shit together, Junior.
Language, Trinity :mod:
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Re: Rapture 2: It's Armageddon!

Post by Eris » Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:47 am

Hey Jesus!
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