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A Cruel and Unusual Punishment?

Post by Atheist-Lite » Thu Oct 20, 2011 1:22 pm

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/glanceview/1 ... ffs.glance

A teary Lindsay Lohan has paid $100,000 for her freedom and will be forced to clean a morgue twice a week after a judge found she failed to obey the rules of her probation.

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Re: A Cruel and Unusual Punishment?

Post by Feck » Thu Oct 20, 2011 1:44 pm

Why does she get to ignore every thing they say she has to do and get out of jail etc She hasn't complied with a single one of her court orders even leaving the country while on probation ! Give her 12 months in a federal prison and fine her enough money to pay for her keep !
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Re: A Cruel and Unusual Punishment?

Post by Atheist-Lite » Thu Oct 20, 2011 1:52 pm

Feck wrote:Why does she get to ignore every thing they say she has to do and get out of jail etc She hasn't complied with a single one of her court orders even leaving the country while on probation ! Give her 12 months in a federal prison and fine her enough money to pay for her keep !
She seems too pretty to deserve such punishment. If I was the judge I would fine the boutique for not giving her a break. Then ask for her number afterwards. :tup:
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Re: A Cruel and Unusual Punishment?

Post by laklak » Thu Oct 20, 2011 2:18 pm

What she needs is an old-fashioned, bare-bottomed spanking.

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Re: A Cruel and Unusual Punishment?

Post by Feck » Thu Oct 20, 2011 2:26 pm

Send her round to clean my house and take all the bottles to the recycling .
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Re: A Cruel and Unusual Punishment?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:14 pm

I feel sorry for her, and I blame her narcissistic parents. She clearly needs help. I hope she gets it.

And, she is hot, too. Not that that's relevant to her criminal matter, but a fact is a fact! :biggrin:

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You know what she needs? She needs the rough edge of my cock. That'll sort her out. :tea:
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Re: A Cruel and Unusual Punishment?

Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:18 pm

The cruel and unusual punishment is doled out to the public in the form of having to read or see anything about this spoiled talentless brat. :tdown:
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Re: A Cruel and Unusual Punishment?

Post by Robert_S » Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:19 pm

I think next time she should be tried as an adult black male.

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Re: A Cruel and Unusual Punishment?

Post by Svartalf » Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:34 pm

so, 10-25 in a facility for hardened criminals?
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Re: A Cruel and Unusual Punishment?

Post by Robert_S » Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:38 pm

Svartalf wrote:so, 10-25 in a facility for hardened criminals?
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What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Re: A Cruel and Unusual Punishment?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:41 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:The cruel and unusual punishment is doled out to the public in the form of having to read or see anything about this spoiled talentless brat. :tdown:
Bella, shush!

She seems nice... :biggrin:

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Re: A Cruel and Unusual Punishment?

Post by Robert_S » Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:46 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:The cruel and unusual punishment is doled out to the public in the form of having to read or see anything about this spoiled talentless brat. :tdown:
Bella, shush!

She seems nice... :biggrin:
Pfft.

I see a dozen dozen just like her every weekend.
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Re: A Cruel and Unusual Punishment?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:48 pm

Robert_S wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:The cruel and unusual punishment is doled out to the public in the form of having to read or see anything about this spoiled talentless brat. :tdown:
Bella, shush!

She seems nice... :biggrin:
Pfft.

I see a dozen dozen just like her every weekend.
She's a "real" woman, then...not like those fake Hollywood types that present an unattainable standard....

...she's what ya get if you want yer celebrities to abide by "attainable" standards...lol :biggrin:

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