A Renegade Colony To Be Returned?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

the perks are prett y good...

I don't speak Spanish.

[Svartalf]

You can't ground me, you're not my real Dad!

Well, I hope you're secure in your sexual identity, because you're about to be grounded by a Queen.

[Svartalf]

We may not want it - but we could sell it to China...

They'll argue you can't sell it because they've already paid for it.

[Clinton Huxley]

You can't ground me, you're not my real Dad!

Well, I hope you're secure in your sexual identity, because you're about to be grounded by a Queen.

France is next, Svarty.

[Svartalf]

Bend the knee and keep a respectful tongue in your mouth when addressing your betters knave.
Or maybe it could get torn out.

[Clinton Huxley]

Bend the knee and keep a respectful tongue in your mouth when addressing your betters knave.
Or maybe it could get torn out.

You're going to be my punkawalla.

[Svartalf]

Sure, I'll bring the punk to light the pyre on which you'll be burned alive.

[Clinton Huxley]

Sure, I'll bring the punk to light the pyre on which you'll be burned alive.

You upstart cockerel! We both know as soon as my elegantly-booted foot touches the soil of France, you'll make a not-so-white flag out of your bloomers.

[Svartalf]

Oh, you mean you'll flee to Calais when the Third Jacobite Rising is going to scour Alba for those traitors who supported the Hunnish usurpers?

[Clinton Huxley]

When we return France to the fold, all the undesirables will be deported to Pitcairn Island. The other 3 will be allowed to wait at table.

[Seth]

We may not want it - but we could sell it to China...

Too late. China already owns much of it.
Edit: Now that would be rich, wouldn't it? China coming to the defense of the United States when it's attacked by Great Britain in an attempt to retake "the Colonies" in order to protect its economic investment.

Capitalism is indeed a two-edged sword.

[Seth]

Sure, I'll bring the punk to light the pyre on which you'll be burned alive.

You upstart cockerel! We both know as soon as my elegantly-booted foot touches the soil of France, you'll make a not-so-white flag out of your bloomers.

"We didn't know they were surrendering, sir, because the flag they flew wasn't white, it was sort of a mottled brownish/black and yellow, so we kept on firing..."

[Svartalf]

When we return France to the fold, all the undesirables will be deported to Pitcairn Island. The other 3 will be allowed to wait at table.

You what? Remember, you caitiff, that
a) You are Vassals to the Kings of France, not the reverse
b) As descendant to both the lines of Bourbon and Stuart I (and those senior to me in order of succession) get to decide about the respective status of France, England and Scotland, not any upstarts and usurpers, let alone their vile lackeys.

[Clinton Huxley]

When we return France to the fold, all the undesirables will be deported to Pitcairn Island. The other 3 will be allowed to wait at table.

You what? Remember, you caitiff, that
a) You are Vassals to the Kings of France, not the reverse
b) As descendant to both the lines of Bourbon and Stuart I (and those senior to me in order of succession) get to decide about the respective status of France, England and Scotland, not any upstarts and usurpers, let alone their vile lackeys.

That's lovely. And a bottle of the '63' please.

[Clinton Huxley]

We may not want it - but we could sell it to China...

Too late. China already owns much of it.
Edit: Now that would be rich, wouldn't it? China coming to the defense of the United States when it's attacked by Great Britain in an attempt to retake "the Colonies" in order to protect its economic investment.

Capitalism is indeed a two-edged sword.

A mind-boggling scenario but at least there is aways one constant - France surrenders.