-
Xamonas Chegwé
- Bouncer
- Posts: 50939
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:23 pm
- About me: I have prehensile eyebrows.
I speak 9 languages fluently, one of which other people can also speak.
When backed into a corner, I fit perfectly - having a right-angled arse.
- Location: Nottingham UK
-
Contact:
Post
by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue May 14, 2013 2:40 am
SteveB wrote:I stopped after "My name is Kent Hovind" or whatever it was and then I couldn't stop laughing.
I know, a great way to open your thesis - get the judges on your side with a little friendliness and informality and then smash them with well-researched, properly peer-reviewed and unchallengeable logical arguments.
Ah well. He nailed the first part...
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing 
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
-
pErvinalia
- On the good stuff
- Posts: 60798
- Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 11:08 pm
- About me: Spelling 'were' 'where'
- Location: dystopia
-
Contact:
Post
by pErvinalia » Tue May 14, 2013 2:42 am
It should have been "Hi! I'm Kent Hovind. You may remember me from...."
Sent from my penis using wankertalk.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
-
JimC
- The sentimental bloke
- Posts: 74196
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:58 am
- About me: To be serious about gin requires years of dedicated research.
- Location: Melbourne, Australia
-
Contact:
Post
by JimC » Tue May 14, 2013 2:43 am
...such shows as "Christ on a Raptor"...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
-
SteveB
- Nibbler
- Posts: 7506
- Joined: Thu Aug 04, 2011 6:38 am
- About me: The more you change the less you feel
- Location: Potsville, BC, Canada
-
Contact:
Post
by SteveB » Tue May 14, 2013 2:44 am
and Mad Man
Twit, twat,
twaddle.
hadespussercats wrote:I've been de-sigged!
-
SteveB
- Nibbler
- Posts: 7506
- Joined: Thu Aug 04, 2011 6:38 am
- About me: The more you change the less you feel
- Location: Potsville, BC, Canada
-
Contact:
Post
by SteveB » Tue May 14, 2013 2:47 am
and Flintstones: The Documentary...oh I could on.
Twit, twat,
twaddle.
hadespussercats wrote:I've been de-sigged!
-
Jason
- Destroyer of words
- Posts: 17782
- Joined: Sat Apr 16, 2011 12:46 pm
-
Contact:
Post
by Jason » Tue May 14, 2013 3:24 am
Fucked if I'm reading 102 pages of Hovind jizm.
-
SteveB
- Nibbler
- Posts: 7506
- Joined: Thu Aug 04, 2011 6:38 am
- About me: The more you change the less you feel
- Location: Potsville, BC, Canada
-
Contact:
Post
by SteveB » Tue May 14, 2013 3:38 am
MythStarters...
Yeah, I'm done.
Twit, twat,
twaddle.
hadespussercats wrote:I've been de-sigged!
-
Svartalf
- Offensive Grail Keeper
- Posts: 41058
- Joined: Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:42 pm
- Location: Paris France
-
Contact:
Post
by Svartalf » Tue May 14, 2013 7:58 am
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Has anybody ever read past the first couple of pages? I doubt even his "professors" managed that chore!
They were paid to deliver a sheepskin, not actually grade a paper anyway... or they'd have told him to go an take his GED.
Embrace the Darkness, it needs a hug
PC stands for "Patronizing Cocksucker" Randy Ping
-
FBM
- Ratz' first Gritizen.
- Posts: 45327
- Joined: Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:43 pm
- About me: Skeptic. "Because it does not contend
It is therefore beyond reproach"
-
Contact:
Post
by FBM » Tue May 14, 2013 8:01 am
There are places in Thailand where you can just have a diploma printed up. Just name your university, the degree you want and hand over some cash. Hovind could have saved himself the time it took him to think up all that bullshit.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
-
JimC
- The sentimental bloke
- Posts: 74196
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:58 am
- About me: To be serious about gin requires years of dedicated research.
- Location: Melbourne, Australia
-
Contact:
Post
by JimC » Tue May 14, 2013 8:47 am
FBM wrote:There are places in Thailand where you can just have a diploma printed up. Just name your university, the degree you want and hand over some cash. Hovind could have saved himself the time it took him to think up all that bullshit.
You mean I could become a Bachelor of Creative Accounting from the University of Avarice?
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
-
FBM
- Ratz' first Gritizen.
- Posts: 45327
- Joined: Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:43 pm
- About me: Skeptic. "Because it does not contend
It is therefore beyond reproach"
-
Contact:
Post
by FBM » Tue May 14, 2013 8:48 am
You could get PhD in it and open your own university in a trailer park! Don't forget the cow skull for the parking lot...
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
-
Hermit
- Posts: 25806
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:44 am
- About me: Cantankerous grump
- Location: Ignore lithpt
-
Contact:
Post
by Hermit » Tue May 14, 2013 8:50 am
Bella Fortuna wrote:rEvolutionist wrote:Wow. Just flicking through some of it now. That's some spectacularly ridiculous stuff. How is it possible that people can think like him?
What appals me more is that one can get a "degree" from a "university" with such tripe.
Uhm, check out Wikipedia's article on the
Patriot University. Reading the first couple of paragraphs should turn "appals" to "oh, of course."
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops. - Stephen J. Gould
-
klr
- (%gibber(who=klr, what=Leprageek);)
- Posts: 32964
- Joined: Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:25 pm
- About me: The money was just resting in my account.
- Location: Airstrip Two
-
Contact:
Post
by klr » Tue May 14, 2013 9:15 am
Hermit wrote:Bella Fortuna wrote:rEvolutionist wrote:Wow. Just flicking through some of it now. That's some spectacularly ridiculous stuff. How is it possible that people can think like him?
What appals me more is that one can get a "degree" from a "university" with such tripe.
Uhm, check out Wikipedia's article on the
Patriot University. Reading the first couple of paragraphs should turn "appals" to "oh, of course."
A
religious diploma mill? How much lower can someone stoop?
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
-
Svartalf
- Offensive Grail Keeper
- Posts: 41058
- Joined: Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:42 pm
- Location: Paris France
-
Contact:
Post
by Svartalf » Tue May 14, 2013 10:22 am
a Thai diploma printer... Seriously, the guy is essentially a televangelist, he went to the very kind of establishment suited for his purpose.
Embrace the Darkness, it needs a hug
PC stands for "Patronizing Cocksucker" Randy Ping
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 12 guests
