People ALWAYS exaggerate.

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People ALWAYS exaggerate.

Post by mistermack » Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:03 pm

Where are all the giants these days? They seem to have died out since the invention of the tape measure.

Did Jesus cure a leper? Or did the leper feel a bit better for a couple of hours, and people just exaggerated.

Dragons are pretty thin on the ground these days. But there are large reptiles. They just don't breathe fire.

Did Jimmy Saville abuse hundreds of kids? Or just fiddle with a few slightly underage slags?

Everybody exaggerates now. So whenever anybody claims something, we should divide it by ten. Problem solved.
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Post by Thinking Aloud » Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:08 pm

I suspect only about 10% of people exaggerate.

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Post by mistermack » Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:13 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:I suspect only about 10% of people exaggerate.
Yeh, but you ALWAYS get it wrong. I never exaggerate, but I'm one in a billion.
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Post by Thinking Aloud » Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:15 pm

mistermack wrote:
Thinking Aloud wrote:I suspect only about 10% of people exaggerate.
Yeh, but you ALWAYS get it wrong. I never exaggerate, but I'm one in a billion.
Nah. I only get it wrong 10% of the time.

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Post by mistermack » Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:17 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:
mistermack wrote:
Thinking Aloud wrote:I suspect only about 10% of people exaggerate.
Yeh, but you ALWAYS get it wrong. I never exaggerate, but I'm one in a billion.
Nah. I only get it wrong 10% of the time.
How come you ALWAYS disagree?
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Post by Thinking Aloud » Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:23 pm

Not always.
Trigger Warning!!!1! :
Only about 10% of the time.

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Post by Rum » Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:26 pm

What a fantastic thread!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by Tyrannical » Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:26 pm

I thought we had found some Cro-Magnon skeletons around 6 foot 7 ?
That's pretty damn big if they weren't just tall and lanky like basketball players. And that height could only be an average, we don't have enough full grown adult males to know. We've certainly had a lot of non-human giant species made extinct in the last 50K years, and that is within the time of modern humans spreading globally. Maybe earlier humans only assumed that large humans must live along large beasts, or perhaps giant was just a relative term.
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Post by mistermack » Wed Sep 18, 2013 3:14 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:Not always.
Trigger Warning!!!1! :
Only about 10% of the time.
Ha . You're currently on 500% on this thread.
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Post by mistermack » Wed Sep 18, 2013 3:15 pm

Rum wrote:What a fantastic thread!!!!!!!!!!
Wise words, as always.
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Post by mistermack » Wed Sep 18, 2013 3:18 pm

Tyrannical wrote:I thought we had found some Cro-Magnon skeletons around 6 foot 7 ?
That's pretty damn big if they weren't just tall and lanky like basketball players. And that height could only be an average, we don't have enough full grown adult males to know. We've certainly had a lot of non-human giant species made extinct in the last 50K years, and that is within the time of modern humans spreading globally. Maybe earlier humans only assumed that large humans must live along large beasts, or perhaps giant was just a relative term.
Many giant legends were a result of fossils that regularly turned up.
The cyclopse legend in Greece is thought to be due to mammoth bones turning up regularly.
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Post by laklak » Wed Sep 18, 2013 3:56 pm

I have no need to exaggerate, being the superior human I am. I'm already exceptional.

OK, mom called it "special" but I figured that means "exceptional".
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Sep 18, 2013 6:30 pm

mistermack wrote:[
Everybody exaggerates now. So whenever anybody claims something, we should divide it by ten. Problem solved.[/color]
Since you are exaggerating we have to divide X by 10 and then divide that by 10, which evens it out to X. :prof:

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Post by rasetsu » Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:37 pm




I'm finding myself inordinately taxed by your hyperbole.



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Re: People ALWAYS exaggerate.

Post by Ian » Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:38 pm

I NEVER exaggerate.

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