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I don't want this to sound judgemental because they can't help the circumstances they are born into, but fuck it is hard NOT to be.
I was walking behind two 'chavettes' - female chavs in their late teens. Both were pushing buggies and had small snotty nosed kids of about the same age in them - potential chavlets no doubt, both dressed in the latest chav kit (low end) and sporting beer bellies. I don't know if it was the wind direction or some odd acoustic property of the road but I could hear every word they spoke. Their conversation went something like like this:
Ch#1 'So I goes like fuck him then, knowwhatImean'
Ch#2 'Yeah fuck 'im'
Ch#2 'So he goes I fink yous a whore you bitch'
Ch#1 'I'd afuckin slapped the twat'!
Ch#1 'So me mam says you get outa this fuckin' house, yous and he says 'and yous a cunt too, you bitch'.
Ch#2 His ma's a cunt. Jaz fucks her'
..and so on.
I walked in in despair.
I was walking behind two 'chavettes' - female chavs in their late teens. Both were pushing buggies and had small snotty nosed kids of about the same age in them - potential chavlets no doubt, both dressed in the latest chav kit (low end) and sporting beer bellies. I don't know if it was the wind direction or some odd acoustic property of the road but I could hear every word they spoke. Their conversation went something like like this:
Ch#1 'So I goes like fuck him then, knowwhatImean'
Ch#2 'Yeah fuck 'im'
Ch#2 'So he goes I fink yous a whore you bitch'
Ch#1 'I'd afuckin slapped the twat'!
Ch#1 'So me mam says you get outa this fuckin' house, yous and he says 'and yous a cunt too, you bitch'.
Ch#2 His ma's a cunt. Jaz fucks her'
..and so on.
I walked in in despair.
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My favorite tale doing the rounds (probably a myth but still funny): Overheard conversation in a department store jewelry section, "Scuse me mate, 'ave yous got any o' them crosses wi' little fella on?".
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My dad heard that from a friend, supposedly he was travelling round Australia and came to a touristy jewellery shop selling necklaces inc crucifixes, he asks for one and the guy says in an Ozzie accent 'You want one with a little fella on it?'Mr P wrote:My favorite tale doing the rounds (probably a myth but still funny): Overheard conversation in a department store jewelry section, "Scuse me mate, 'ave yous got any o' them crosses wi' little fella on?".

Rum - totally agree with you, it's so hard to not be judgemental but boy is it hard, especially when they're gathered in a pack, each one barely 20, with a baby in a buggy, a toddler tethered to the buggy with reins, pregnant and puffing on a cigarette.
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Texting.Millefleur wrote:My dad heard that from a friend, supposedly he was travelling round Australia and came to a touristy jewellery shop selling necklaces inc crucifixes, he asks for one and the guy says in an Ozzie accent 'You want one with a little fella on it?'Mr P wrote:My favorite tale doing the rounds (probably a myth but still funny): Overheard conversation in a department store jewelry section, "Scuse me mate, 'ave yous got any o' them crosses wi' little fella on?".![]()
Rum - totally agree with you, it's so hard to not be judgemental but boy is it hard, especially when they're gathered in a pack, each one barely 20, with a baby in a buggy, a toddler tethered to the buggy with reins, pregnant and puffing on a cigarette.
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Or swigging from a can of Stella.Thinking Aloud wrote:Texting.Millefleur wrote:My dad heard that from a friend, supposedly he was travelling round Australia and came to a touristy jewellery shop selling necklaces inc crucifixes, he asks for one and the guy says in an Ozzie accent 'You want one with a little fella on it?'Mr P wrote:My favorite tale doing the rounds (probably a myth but still funny): Overheard conversation in a department store jewelry section, "Scuse me mate, 'ave yous got any o' them crosses wi' little fella on?".![]()
Rum - totally agree with you, it's so hard to not be judgemental but boy is it hard, especially when they're gathered in a pack, each one barely 20, with a baby in a buggy, a toddler tethered to the buggy with reins, pregnant and puffing on a cigarette.
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Or both.Millefleur wrote:Or swigging from a can of Stella.Thinking Aloud wrote:Texting.Millefleur wrote:My dad heard that from a friend, supposedly he was travelling round Australia and came to a touristy jewellery shop selling necklaces inc crucifixes, he asks for one and the guy says in an Ozzie accent 'You want one with a little fella on it?'Mr P wrote:My favorite tale doing the rounds (probably a myth but still funny): Overheard conversation in a department store jewelry section, "Scuse me mate, 'ave yous got any o' them crosses wi' little fella on?".![]()
Rum - totally agree with you, it's so hard to not be judgemental but boy is it hard, especially when they're gathered in a pack, each one barely 20, with a baby in a buggy, a toddler tethered to the buggy with reins, pregnant and puffing on a cigarette.
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I can't help but feel sorry for little Chiabatta and Chlamydia, raised on nothing more than Greggs dummies.Millefleur wrote:Rum - totally agree with you, it's so hard to not be judgemental but boy is it hard, especially when they're gathered in a pack, each one barely 20, with a baby in a buggy, a toddler tethered to the buggy with reins, pregnant and puffing on a cigarette.
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Is it true that they are part of Thatcher's legacy?
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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She gave birth to all of them, yes.Robert_S wrote:Is it true that they are part of Thatcher's legacy?
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As a result of her fucking the entire country.Thinking Aloud wrote:She gave birth to all of them, yes.Robert_S wrote:Is it true that they are part of Thatcher's legacy?

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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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srsly, how does Thatcher >>> chavs?
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She was the one who put their parents/granparents out of work and so created the dole culture as an acceptable alternative.gib wrote:srsly, how does Thatcher >>> chavs?
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I'm not pro Thatch so don't worry about ranting.
But there were just as many unemployed in the 70s no?
Making it easy to live on benefits doesn't sound like a tory thing either.
But there were just as many unemployed in the 70s no?
Making it easy to live on benefits doesn't sound like a tory thing either.
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Robert_S wrote:Is it true that they are part of Thatcher's legacy?
YES




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