and yes jim ive got to agree with you when it comes to the redbacks im the same.
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Fuck off the lot of you.
and yes jim ive got to agree with you when it comes to the redbacks im the same.
and yes jim ive got to agree with you when it comes to the redbacks im the same.
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Ireland beating Bangladesh? What ever next, cats living with dogs???
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The Irish team have been practising Brockian ultra-cricket all winter, this non-contact variety is a piece of piss after that.AshtonBlack wrote:Ireland beating Bangladesh? What ever next, cats living with dogs???
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Hit and giggle...Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Would it be unsportsmanlike to snigger a bit about the once-mighty Aussies being knocked out of the 20-20 world cup? Probably.
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So Jim what will you do if we win the ashes ?
Give me the wine , I don't need the bread
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Post a dignified message saying well done you chaps, then quietly sink a bottle of gin...mrenutt4 wrote:So Jim what will you do if we win the ashes ?
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We were hoping for a promise to eat your cardigan on YouTube.JimC wrote:Post a dignified message saying well done you chaps, then quietly sink a bottle of gin...mrenutt4 wrote:So Jim what will you do if we win the ashes ?
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High time this thread was bumped!
England 184-3, KP & Colly rallying nicely after a poor start.
Jim, you staying awake to watch it?
England 184-3, KP & Colly rallying nicely after a poor start.
Jim, you staying awake to watch it?
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Jayzus, I'd forgotten about this, even though I watched a few overs this morning during coffee break. 
Cricinfo duly opened in a new browser tab.
Cricinfo duly opened in a new browser tab.
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Time for a salutary and character-building lesson to be dished out to the colonials. Come on KP, whose limbs were made in....errr....South Africa......Never mind that! He's as English as misery.
Rah, rah, rah! We're going to thrash the crims!
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One is not fit to cower in the shadow of his reverse sweep ...Clinton Huxley wrote:Time for a salutary and character-building lesson to be dished out to the colonials. Come on KP, whose limbs were made in....errr....South Africa......Never mind that! He's as English as misery.
EDIT: Or was it a switch-hit?
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336/7 at close of play in the first ashes test. A bit of a comeback after a dodgy start but I would like to see England hang around for one more session tomorrow and take that to 400 at least before I would call it a decent total.
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Pretty even first day, I'd say. Pity about losing Flintoff & Prior late on, we'd have been well in front if those two were still in.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:336/7 at close of play in the first ashes test. A bit of a comeback after a dodgy start but I would like to see England hang around for one more session tomorrow and take that to 400 at least before I would call it a decent total.
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I think England have just shaded it there. Solid days play.
This Australian team is a pale shadow of teams past and is ripe for the thrashing. I predict a whitewash....
This Australian team is a pale shadow of teams past and is ripe for the thrashing. I predict a whitewash....
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Cricket is total and complete bollocks
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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