The Aussie Rules thread

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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Sat May 29, 2010 6:50 am

Tidy little 9 goal win to the Cats over the Demons...

:tup: :cheers:
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Sat May 29, 2010 9:05 am

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Faced 'em, and fucked 'em... :tup:

Two of our AFL teams have interesting nicknames - the Demons and the Saints... :dono:

At least my mob are real...
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:10 am

I've let this thread slide... :nono:

The Cats got thumped last week by the Saints, but we were a little undermanned...

Stevie J gave that pest Baker a damn good elbow! :tup: (along with his 9 weeks suspension...) Stevie's 3 weeks doesn't matter, since he needs that time to heal a broken hand anyway...

Back on the winner's list this week with a 35 point win over North... :woot:
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by redunderthebed » Mon Jul 05, 2010 3:57 am

Don't worry jim i'll be in the corner curled up in a ball wanting the season to end quickly. :cry:

Loss 7 matches in a row soon to be 8 with the maggots coming to town this week. :fp:
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Sat Jul 10, 2010 9:49 am

Scraped in with a narrow 2 point win against the Hawks today, but 4 points is 4 points...
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by redunderthebed » Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:19 am

Our new coach is Port Adelaide legend Matty Primus good luck mate!. :tup:

My sister at a club function told him that my mum had the hots for him. :funny:
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Sun Jul 18, 2010 9:36 am

Red, you will be pissed off this weekend. Not only did your blokes lose to the Doggies, but the Cats allowed the Crows to slip through with a win! :doh:
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by redunderthebed » Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:42 am

Holy fuck! port have won two in a row with a stirring 8 point victory over the hawks. :woot:

The cows lost to richmond level with them so those fuckers can get back in their box. :woot:
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:51 am

redunderthebed wrote:Holy fuck! port have won two in a row with a stirring 8 point victory over the hawks. :woot:

The cows lost to richmond level with them so those fuckers can get back in their box. :woot:
I thought you would be happy, Red - not only with your blokes, but the defeat of your hated foe, by a team coached by a legend of your club (a right hard, nasty bastard; I should know, I attempted to teach the little cunt some science...)

A cruisy win by the Cats over Sydney, but one hell of a challenge next week against the Pies...
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by redunderthebed » Fri Aug 06, 2010 5:15 am

The lads are playing the saints this weekend its going to be hard but its possible i mean essendon beat them. :hehe:

I hope the doggies crush the cows. :woot: Good luck against the maggots jim. :)
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Fri Aug 06, 2010 5:27 am

redunderthebed wrote:The lads are playing the saints this weekend its going to be hard but its possible i mean essendon beat them. :hehe:

I hope the doggies crush the cows. :woot: Good luck against the maggots jim. :)
:cheers: mate, we'll fuckin' need all the luck we can get, I reckon it a 50/50 match...

And when your mob play the saints (and you could beat 'em, definitely...), can you please leave them battered, bruised and with a few season-ending injuries?
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by redunderthebed » Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:03 pm

Shit weekend all round methinks. :(
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Thu Aug 12, 2010 10:01 am

redunderthebed wrote:Shit weekend all round methinks. :(
You are dead right there...

Pies are looking the business, unfortunately...
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by redunderthebed » Sun Aug 22, 2010 8:14 am

won two games in a row :D
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