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Post by Tero » Thu Jul 26, 2018 11:02 am

Pavel Ivanovich Chichikov drove into town with his driver and servant and stayed at the cockroach infested inn. He played cards and went to balls with local dignitaries for a week. Then he went to nearby land owners and tried to buy slaves that were dead for a song. Only the first one, some old lady I forgot the name of, had sent her fastest rider to the police as soon as he arrived. The con man was arrested and sent to Siberia.

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Post by Hermit » Thu Jul 26, 2018 11:23 am

I maintain that truth is a pathless land, and you cannot approach it by any path whatsoever, by any religion, by any sect. That is my point of view, and I adhere to that absolutely and unconditionally. Truth, being limitless, unconditioned, unapproachable by any path whatsoever, cannot be organized; nor should any organization be formed to lead or coerce people along a particular path. ... This is no magnificent deed, because I do not want followers, and I mean this. The moment you follow someone you cease to follow Truth. I am not concerned whether you pay attention to what I say or not. I want to do a certain thing in the world and I am going to do it with unwavering concentration. I am concerning myself with only one essential thing: to set man free. I desire to free him from all cages, from all fears, and not to found religions, new sects, nor to establish new theories and new philosophies. - Jesus Christ
So you talk about mobs and the working classes as if they were the question. You've got that eternal idiotic idea that if anarchy came it would come from the poor. Why should it? The poor have been rebels, but they have never been anarchists; they have more interest than anyone else in there being some decent government. The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all. Aristocrats were always anarchists. - G.K. Chesterton

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Post by Animavore » Thu Jul 26, 2018 11:29 am

#metoo - Anastasia Steele.
Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.

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Post by Rum » Thu Jul 26, 2018 11:29 am

It was the best of times it was the worst of times.

..actually it was pretty shit all round..

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Post by rainbow » Thu Jul 26, 2018 1:44 pm

Arthur had finally found the Infinite Improbability Drive could make Trillian irresistibly attracted to him. Unfortunately he discovered that in reassembly his nose and dick had been transposed.
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Post by laklak » Thu Jul 26, 2018 2:19 pm

"Oooo! Split my ass cheeks, Tom!", Bud cracked. "I'm spurting!" Tom gushed.

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