The Man From Beyond, Gabriel Brownstein
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"The boater hangs on her dress as if her vagina came with a hat rack."
The Man From Beyond, Gabriel Brownstein
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Is there a "Basic writing style 101" course we can enrol these people in?
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
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The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
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Boater? 
Edit: Nvm. Googled it.
Edit: Nvm. Googled it.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
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"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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"Cheryl's mind turned like the vanes of a wind-powered turbine, chopping her sparrow-like thoughts into bloody pieces that fell onto a growing pile of forgotten memories". - Sue Fondrie
"As the dark and mysterious stranger approached, Angela bit her lip anxiously, hoping with every nerve, cell, and fiber of her being that this would be the one man who would understand – who would take her away from all this – and who would not just squeeze her boob and make a loud honking noise, as all the others had". - Ali Kawashima
Winners last year of the Bulwer-Lytton prize for bad writing and mangled metaphors!!
"As the dark and mysterious stranger approached, Angela bit her lip anxiously, hoping with every nerve, cell, and fiber of her being that this would be the one man who would understand – who would take her away from all this – and who would not just squeeze her boob and make a loud honking noise, as all the others had". - Ali Kawashima
Winners last year of the Bulwer-Lytton prize for bad writing and mangled metaphors!!
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There's already a Bulwer-Lytton thread. 
This is for REAL books!
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Isn't without linky!Bella Fortuna wrote:There's already a Bulwer-Lytton thread.
Edit: OK - found it. I wasn't very active on the forum at the time...
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"The Knights Templar were warriors," Teabing reminded, the sound of his aluminum crutches echoing in this reverberant space."
"A voice spoke, chillingly close. "Do not move." On his hands and knees, the curator froze, turning his head slowly. Only fifteen feet away, outside the sealed gate, the mountainous silhouette of his attacker stared through the iron bars. He was broad and tall, with ghost-pale skin and thinning white hair. His irises were pink with dark red pupils."
- Dan Brown, The DaVinci Code. Worst popular novel ever written, perhaps...
"A voice spoke, chillingly close. "Do not move." On his hands and knees, the curator froze, turning his head slowly. Only fifteen feet away, outside the sealed gate, the mountainous silhouette of his attacker stared through the iron bars. He was broad and tall, with ghost-pale skin and thinning white hair. His irises were pink with dark red pupils."
- Dan Brown, The DaVinci Code. Worst popular novel ever written, perhaps...
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Once, in high school, I sneaked a peek at the book a teacher was reading, which she had left on her desk. I forget the name of the book, and the author, but I read the first sentence and ROFL'd:
"Lately I have felt that the pigeons have been watching me."
"Lately I have felt that the pigeons have been watching me."
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Mysturji wrote:Once, in high school, I sneaked a peek at the book a teacher was reading, which she had left on her desk. I forget the name of the book, and the author, but I read the first sentence and ROFL'd:
"Lately I have felt that the pigeons have been watching me."
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If I ever publish a work of fiction, it will be in Vonnegut style. None of his characters ever "cast a shadow". The words gloomy or dreary was never used. Fuck adjectives, unless it is a color or describes food.
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