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He's Batman?

Post by Kristie » Fri Aug 23, 2013 3:54 am

So, Ben Affleck has been given the role of Batman in an upcoming movie. Does he have what it takes?
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Post by SteveB » Fri Aug 23, 2013 4:45 am

Have you seen DareDevil? No, he fucking doesn't!
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Post by Kristie » Fri Aug 23, 2013 4:59 am

SteveB wrote:Have you seen DareDevil? No, he fucking doesn't!
Yeah, he bombed in that movie. He is a talented actor though, so maybe he'll surprise us!

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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Aug 23, 2013 5:52 am

I was watching him in some movie the other night and thinking he really is a specimen of a man. He'll probably look pretty good in a tight suit.
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Post by SteveB » Fri Aug 23, 2013 6:12 am

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SteveB wrote:Have you seen DareDevil? No, he fucking doesn't!
Yeah, he bombed in that movie. He is a talented actor though, so maybe he'll surprise us!
I don't think he's a very good actor. A much better director. Yet to see Argo, though.
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Post by tattuchu » Fri Aug 23, 2013 6:13 am

I liked him as Daredevil. I though he was perfect for that role. I think he'd make a good Batman as well, if only because of that chin. But I also think he'd bring a little more personality to the character than Christian Bale.
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Post by SteveB » Fri Aug 23, 2013 6:16 am

I think his outing will be similar to Clooney's. Mark my words!
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Aug 23, 2013 6:19 am

SteveB wrote:
Kristie wrote:
SteveB wrote:Have you seen DareDevil? No, he fucking doesn't!
Yeah, he bombed in that movie. He is a talented actor though, so maybe he'll surprise us!
I don't think he's a very good actor. A much better director. Yet to see Argo, though.
Argo is incredible. He is a great director. His acting in Argo is fine too.
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Aug 23, 2013 6:20 am

SteveB wrote:I think his outing will be similar to Clooney's. Mark my words!
"Outing"? Is Clooney gay? :think:
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Post by tattuchu » Fri Aug 23, 2013 6:20 am

SteveB wrote:I think his outing will be similar to Clooney's. Mark my words!
I completely forgot Clooney was Batman. Shows how memorable he was. But, naw, I think he'd do a good job. Maybe as good as, or better, than Michael Keaton.
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Aug 23, 2013 6:25 am

Batman is a wooden character, so anyone can play him. He has virtually no personality, so there's nothing to set one actor apart from the other. Where the differences will be apparent is with Bruce Wayne. Affleck looks the part in a suit with his hair slicked back. But he always looks like a wall street stock broker, so not sure if he will look mature enough to be a Bruce Wayne. But none of the others were particularly convincing either.

Fuck, I'm discussing the finer points of Batman as art. Batman is pretty lowbrow and pretty average as far as cinema characters go. Keanu Reaves could probably play him.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Aug 23, 2013 6:28 am

tattuchu wrote:I liked him as Daredevil. I though he was perfect for that role. I think he'd make a good Batman as well, if only because of that chin. But I also think he'd bring a little more personality to the character than Christian Bale.
Daredevil was always a bit of a shit superhero. I don't think the film is as bad as some people make out but the plotline and script don't give the actors a great opportunity to shine. Affleck did what he had to do creditably enough given what he had to work with IMO.
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Re: He's Batman?

Post by SteveB » Fri Aug 23, 2013 6:31 am

rEvolutionist wrote:
SteveB wrote:I think his outing will be similar to Clooney's. Mark my words!
"Outing"? Is Clooney gay? :think:
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Re: He's Batman?

Post by rachelbean » Fri Aug 23, 2013 7:03 am

Kristie, you have a link?

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