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Post by Animavore » Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:16 pm

:hehe: I'm just doing this for the laugh now at this stage.
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Post by Trolldor » Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:18 pm

Noes, Animavore, don't you want your Unobtanium!?
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Post by Animavore » Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:20 pm

I thought it was unobtainable? Can't be called @unobtainium@ if its obtainable. It should be called @obtainium@.

EDIT: Dammit. My keyboard's tuned into an American one. WTF?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:21 pm

born-again-atheist wrote:
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born-again-atheist wrote:Originality isn't compulsory, it just makes it different.
It's execution, and Avatar was completely and utterly fucking average. I saw it in 3d and the animated short shown before that had a dog and the ball beat it by miles.

I watched UP, and that was a fuck load better than Avatar.

The problem with Avatar is that it was pretentious, preachy and relied far too heavily on shiny things.
And UP didn't have a heavy environmental message combined with a HUGE load of schmaltz?
I thought UP was pretty average to be honest, but it was small scale, and the 'Environmental message' was background, not written in ALL CAPS like it was undoubtedly in Avatar's script.
Oh really? Hunting endangered animals? Extincting a species? Background? THAT WAS THE FUCKING PLOT. :doh:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:22 pm

Animavore wrote:I thought it was unobtainable? Can't be called @unobtainium@ if its obtainable. It should be called @obtainium@.

EDIT: Dammit. My keyboard's tuned into an American one. WTF?
We've already covered that. :coffee:
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Post by Animavore » Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:23 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Animavore wrote:I thought it was unobtainable? Can't be called @unobtainium@ if its obtainable. It should be called @obtainium@.

EDIT: Dammit. My keyboard's tuned into an American one. WTF?
We've already covered that. :coffee:
I forgot how to do it.
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Post by Trolldor » Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:23 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
born-again-atheist wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
born-again-atheist wrote:Originality isn't compulsory, it just makes it different.
It's execution, and Avatar was completely and utterly fucking average. I saw it in 3d and the animated short shown before that had a dog and the ball beat it by miles.

I watched UP, and that was a fuck load better than Avatar.

The problem with Avatar is that it was pretentious, preachy and relied far too heavily on shiny things.
And UP didn't have a heavy environmental message combined with a HUGE load of schmaltz?
I thought UP was pretty average to be honest, but it was small scale, and the 'Environmental message' was background, not written in ALL CAPS like it was undoubtedly in Avatar's script.
Oh really? Hunting endangered animals? Extincting a species? Background? THAT WAS THE FUCKING PLOT. :doh:
Actually, the plot was obsession, letting go of the past and moving towards the future. The House was the most important prop in the entire thing.
Hence why it was like a MOTHERFUCKING SNAKE ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE through the entire film.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:24 pm

born-again-atheist wrote:Actually, the plot was obsession, letting go of the past and moving towards the future. The House was the most important prop in the entire thing.
Hence why it was like a MOTHERFUCKING SNAKE ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE through the entire film.
Oh. I thought it was a hot air balloon basket with plumbing. My bad.
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Post by Animavore » Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:25 pm

"Fixed" it.
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Post by Elessarina » Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:25 pm

born-again-atheist wrote:Avatar is Ferngully with explosions.

Or Dances With Wolves, or Lawrence of Arabia, or Pocahontas or Apocalypto


And.........?

It's made 1.34bn at the worldwide box offices, it has an 82% approval rating amoungst critics, the Writers Guild of America have nominated it for Best Screenplay, it has Golden Globes nominations for Best Picture and Best Director..

I am sure James Cameron sleeps just fine...

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Post by Elessarina » Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:26 pm

Here is an interesting article on departures from Project 880.. it makes for a sad read as you realise how much better the movie could have been

http://www.chud.com/articles/articles/2 ... Page1.html

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Post by Elessarina » Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:30 pm

born-again-atheist wrote:Originality isn't compulsory, it just makes it different.
It's execution, and Avatar was completely and utterly fucking average. I saw it in 3d and the animated short shown before that had a dog and the ball beat it by miles.

I watched UP, and that was a fuck load better than Avatar.

The problem with Avatar is that it was pretentious, preachy and relied far too heavily on shiny things.
You're obviously just looking to bitch about it.. and it's amazing how many people seem to know how better to make a film than the man who has the two biggest grossing films of all time.

And the thing is..... the shiny things ARE A PART of what Avatar is.. you might as well complain that there should have been no dinosaurs in Jurassic Park

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:33 pm

Elessarina wrote:
born-again-atheist wrote:Originality isn't compulsory, it just makes it different.
It's execution, and Avatar was completely and utterly fucking average. I saw it in 3d and the animated short shown before that had a dog and the ball beat it by miles.

I watched UP, and that was a fuck load better than Avatar.

The problem with Avatar is that it was pretentious, preachy and relied far too heavily on shiny things.
You're obviously just looking to bitch about it.. and it's amazing how many people seem to know how better to make a film than the man who has the two biggest grossing films of all time.

And the thing is..... the shiny things ARE A PART of what Avatar is.. you might as well complain that there should have been no dinosaurs in Jurassic Park
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:36 pm

Again, the amount of money Avatar makes does not render an unfavourable opinion invalid....
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:37 pm

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