Feck wrote:Gawdzilla wrote:Elessarina wrote:I will answer points more fully when I am not answering on my phone
But all that is important is - did you enjoy those two hours? Were they entertaining?
2 hours, 43 minutes.

Must remember to take a nicotine patch to the cinema
This reminds me of my roommate. He smoked a joint before we left the house, and another in the car on the way there. He said to me, "Dave, I know you don't smoke, but you really ought to consider it just now."
And I was like, "Huh? Why?" And oh, I do smoke pot by the way. I just do it occasionally, and not twenty times a fucking day every day like him.
Anyway, he explains, "Cuz it's gonna be an awesome film, really amazing to watch."
I was confused. "Um...yeah? Yeah I know. But why does that mean I should smoke a joint?"
"Well because that'll make it that much better."
"Er...how so?"
"Because pot makes everything more vivid, more moving, more...I dunno, it just makes it a lot stronger of an experience."
"Huh," I says. "I dunno, I'm kinda of the opposing view. I'd much rather be clear-headed in order to fully take in a and appreciate what I'm seeing. I don't want my mind muddled by drugs."
"Oh, no," he says, "Pot doesn't muddle your mind. It enhances the experience."
"For you, maybe. But every time I've smoked it, it fucks me up. It'd be impossible for me to concentrate on the film cuz I'd be so out of it."
And he shook his head like I just didn't understand. But when we were in the theater, he sat there the whole time practically catatonic, slack-jawed, eyes glazed. He didn't make a sound; didn't laugh at the funny bits, didn't cry at the touching parts, didn't...didn't anything. In fact I looked over a couple times and it seemed like he was asleep. Yeah. Yeah, that's sure a good way to enjoy a film all right
Oh, the weird thing too is, whenever he smokes a joint, he follows it immediately with several cigarettes. Um...don't they have opposite effects? What's the point of this

People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.