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by The Red Fox » Tue Jun 28, 2011 12:36 am
Bella Fortuna wrote:Oh yes, reminded now of Redd Foxx...

I often tend to remind people of cantankerous, humourless old men.

MacIver wrote:Now I want to see a pterodactyl rape the Pope.
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Bella Fortuna
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by Bella Fortuna » Tue Jun 28, 2011 1:51 am
The Red Fox wrote:Bella Fortuna wrote:Oh yes, reminded now of Redd Foxx...

I often tend to remind people of cantankerous, humourless old men.

You lie; you're a passionate, sexy young 'un.

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Tero
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by Tero » Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:14 am
Dennis Miller and Chevy Chase are republicans so I would not know if they are funny anymore. I don't care, don't worry. Steve Martin I try to keep up with. I would not dismiss him yet. He's one of those where you go: why is he acting? he's not an actor. Writer maybe.
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by Robert_S » Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:13 am
Tero wrote:Dennis Miller and Chevy Chase are republicans so I would not know if they are funny anymore. I don't care, don't worry. Steve Martin I try to keep up with. I would not dismiss him yet. He's one of those where you go: why is he acting? he's not an actor. Writer maybe.
Steve Martin was a pretty decent writer. There were some great scenes in The Jerk, but it became dated way too quickly.
in Cruel Shoes, Steve Martin wrote:cows in trouble by Steve Martin
These were not the average "contented" cows. They were cows born for trouble. They were not cows who could stand by and let people call them "bossy." They were cows who could not hang around all day lowing. They were cows who could be just as happy chewing someone else's cud as their own. They were renegade cows.
My first experience with the renegade cows began one day as I was admiring a particularly attractive cow at Johnson's Weed Farm. As I stood there watching her sultry body moving lithely through the rushes, I noticed several other cows staring at me through the weeds, giving me that look that only a cow can give.
Later that night, I was at home thinking over the day's events. The Rubber Duck Throwing Contest, the parade that followed: bands and floats and baton-tossing girls all marching down the middle of the Missouri River. I should have been analyzing the glare of those cows I'd seen earlier that day.
The doorbell rang. I opened the door, glad to have a visitor, but found myself face to face with three renegade cows. I could not see their eyes behind the dark glasses. They ambled in and I did not try to stop them.
That night they just stood around my bed and watched me sleep, much the same way my potatoes do, and I guess you might say I learned my lesson: Don't fool with renegade cows.
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What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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by Azathoth » Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:26 am
Almost forgot, Jerry fucking seinfeld. Never even cracked a smile watching that tedious shit. Maybe you need to be merkin.
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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by MrFungus420 » Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:35 am
Will Ferrel
Jerry Seinfeld
Carrot Top
P1: I am a nobody.
P2: Nobody is perfect.
C: Therefore, I am perfect
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by Gallstones » Tue Jun 28, 2011 7:39 am
Robert_S wrote:
in Cruel Shoes, Steve Martin wrote:cows in trouble by Steve Martin
These were not the average "contented" cows. They were cows born for trouble. They were not cows who could stand by and let people call them "bossy." They were cows who could not hang around all day lowing. They were cows who could be just as happy chewing someone else's cud as their own. They were renegade cows.
My first experience with the renegade cows began one day as I was admiring a particularly attractive cow at Johnson's Weed Farm. As I stood there watching her sultry body moving lithely through the rushes, I noticed several other cows staring at me through the weeds, giving me that look that only a cow can give.
Later that night, I was at home thinking over the day's events. The Rubber Duck Throwing Contest, the parade that followed: bands and floats and baton-tossing girls all marching down the middle of the Missouri River. I should have been analyzing the glare of those cows I'd seen earlier that day.
The doorbell rang. I opened the door, glad to have a visitor, but found myself face to face with three renegade cows. I could not see their eyes behind the dark glasses. They ambled in and I did not try to stop them.
That night they just stood around my bed and watched me sleep, much the same way my potatoes do, and I guess you might say I learned my lesson: Don't fool with renegade cows.
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The more manic side of Franz Kafka?
But here’s the thing about rights. They’re not actually supposed to be voted on. That’s why they’re called rights. ~Rachel Maddow August 2010
The Second Amendment forms a fourth branch of government (an armed citizenry) in case the government goes mad. ~Larry Nutter
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by Gallstones » Tue Jun 28, 2011 7:43 am
Howie Mandel
Bobcat Goldthwait
Larry, Moe and Curly
Jim Carry
But here’s the thing about rights. They’re not actually supposed to be voted on. That’s why they’re called rights. ~Rachel Maddow August 2010
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by Eriku » Tue Jun 28, 2011 7:49 am
Mitch Hedberg
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by Rum » Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:15 am
Just to scare the Mericans!
Not sure if he ever was mind you..

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by MiM » Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:39 am
Most of them
Especially Steve Martin and Dudley More.
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by Animavore » Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:48 am
Those Little Britain shits. What a fucking unfunny fucking show.
Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.
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by Azathoth » Tue Jun 28, 2011 10:09 am
MiM wrote:Most of them
Especially Steve Martin and Dudley More.
Dudley Moore was funny with Peter Sellers. On his own, no.
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by devogue » Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:19 am
Ross Noble and Jason Manford.
Fwank.
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by Tero » Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:25 am
Spongeworthy
Soup Nazi
Important Seinfeld concepts. Any slightly Jewish NY guy could have played the role.
When I read a book and there is an appliance or shoe salesman, I always picture George from Seinfeld.
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