Do you fuck cheese?Scott1328 wrote:As long as it is understood that I am the official forum newbie.
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Not since my college days?
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I'll have to check if that counts. Can't have a cheese-celibate forum newbie, can we?Scott1328 wrote:Not since my college days?
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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Scott1328 wrote:As long as it is understood that I am the official forum boobie.
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Xamanos, just FYI as your name is fairly hard to produce I'm thinking of you as Keith Chegwin. Hope that's OK.
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He may prefer Keith Chindwin, as a memorial to his days in Burma under the Raj...
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Isn't that Clinton?
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Bella Fortuna wrote:Scott1328 wrote:As long as it is understood that I am the official forum boobie.
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XC was Lord Clinton's batman, and, it has been rumoured, his procurer...Svartalf wrote:Isn't that Clinton?
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Scott1328 wrote:Bella Fortuna wrote:Scott1328 wrote:As long as it is understood that I am the official forum boobie.
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especially the blue footed species, don't you?
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Has Bella told you about the Ratz meets?Citizensmith wrote:Xamanos, just FYI as your name is fairly hard to produce I'm thinking of you as Keith Chegwin. Hope that's OK.
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Sorry, I'm a bit late to the party. Welcome Citizensmith.
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