Yes, but you can't be specific like that here.Seth wrote:Not really, just wrong. It's caused by Chinese restaurants...eRv wrote:Well that was random.Crumple wrote:Lot of cats go missing around here but I put it down to the number of fast food restaurants.JimC wrote:Excuse me, northern hemisphere supremacist, it happens to be the winter solstice here!
The lack of dogs is caused by Vietnamese restaurants...
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What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?
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I've really started something, now. 

What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?
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Why not? Neither the Chinese nor the Vietnamese are shy about it, it's simply a culinary fact.Crumple wrote:Yes, but you can't be specific like that here.Seth wrote:Not really, just wrong. It's caused by Chinese restaurants...eRv wrote:Well that was random.Crumple wrote:Lot of cats go missing around here but I put it down to the number of fast food restaurants.JimC wrote:Excuse me, northern hemisphere supremacist, it happens to be the winter solstice here!
The lack of dogs is caused by Vietnamese restaurants...
Years ago there was a subsidized housing project in the city where I grew up that was, for the longest time, predominantly occupied by Hispanics. It was a constant source of dog-at-large complaints (and dog bites) to the police department. Shortly after the Vietnam Boatlift resettled Vietnamese refugees began moving in to the complex. Within a couple of years it was entirely occupied by Vietnamese and the Hispanics had moved out.
Interestingly, within a few months of the Vietnamese influx the dog-at-large and dog bite complaint ratios dropped to nearly zero.
"Seth is Grandmaster Zen Troll who trains his victims to troll themselves every time they think of him" Robert_S
"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
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I'm currently shacking up with the Good Witch of the North, and her children work for me. She doesn't really look like that pic.
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What the fuck is this thread even about?
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Do you need to ask that about a thread started by Lord Crumple?eRv wrote:What the fuck is this thread even about?
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Seth wrote:...
Years ago there was a subsidized housing project in the city where I grew up that was, for the longest time, predominantly occupied by Hispanics. It was a constant source of dog-at-large complaints (and dog bites) to the police department. Shortly after the Vietnam Boatlift resettled Vietnamese refugees began moving in to the complex. Within a couple of years it was entirely occupied by Vietnamese and the Hispanics had moved out.
Interestingly, within a few months of the Vietnamese influx the dog-at-large and dog bite complaint ratios dropped to nearly zero.
Mexicans breed and train dogs, they don't eat them like they were cats or iguanas or cows or something.
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eRv wrote:What the fuck is this thread even about?
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