The Coronavirus Thread

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Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by JimC » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:43 am

Perhaps a constant misting of the air with neat gin will keep it at bay...
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:00 am

It's alright, as 2/3 of the globe is China, India, Nigeria, Indonesia, and a few other third world shit holes like the US.
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Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by rainbow » Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:30 am

pErvinalia wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:00 am
It's alright, as 2/3 of the globe is China, India, Nigeria, Indonesia, and a few other third world shit holes like the US.
It only affects the Northern Hemisphere, so why should we care?
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Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by Hermit » Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:48 am

rainbow wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:30 am
pErvinalia wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:00 am
It's alright, as 2/3 of the globe is China, India, Nigeria, Indonesia, and a few other third world shit holes like the US.
It only affects the Northern Hemisphere, so why should we care?
South Africans are already immunised anyway through exposure to Ebola.

In Australia 15 people have been diagnosed with being infected as of two days ago. Five of them have already recovered from the infection. No fatalities so far.
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Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by rainbow » Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:17 am

Hermit wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:48 am
rainbow wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:30 am
pErvinalia wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:00 am
It's alright, as 2/3 of the globe is China, India, Nigeria, Indonesia, and a few other third world shit holes like the US.
It only affects the Northern Hemisphere, so why should we care?
South Africans are already immunised anyway through exposure to Ebola.

In Australia 15 people have been diagnosed with being infected as of two days ago. Five of them have already recovered from the infection. No fatalities so far.
Natural resistance of the virus to Ozzies.
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Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by Alan B » Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:33 pm

Nah. It's a Northern Hemisphere virus. It can't get to grips with the Ozzie accent...
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Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by Hermit » Fri Feb 14, 2020 3:10 pm

Alan B wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:33 pm
Nah. It's a Northern Hemisphere virus. It can't get to grips with the Ozzie accent...
If the coronavirus were repelled by accents it would stay well clear of North America. Maybe our drop bears keep it at bay.
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Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by pErvinalia » Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:09 am

Our fires killed it all.
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