Meanwhile, in Florida...

[Sean Hayden]

Many many moons ago, when I toyed with snorting speed, all I ever did is stay up all night playing pool...

--you meant to say wanking right?

No indeed, real pool, in a sleazy Melbourne pool hall. And I was fucking brilliant!

(or so I remember...)

[laklak]

Flagler County sheriffs were approached by man wearing a speedo who showed them his mariuana plant. They asked if he had a medical card and he said "I'm working on it". He's currently in the Flagler jail.

https://www.wptv.com/news/state/video-f ... uana-plant

[laklak]

Gang in Florida punishes a black member by tattooing a racist comment on his ass, but they misspell it. His ass now reads "Fuck, Niger".

https://www.foxnews.com/us/white-florid ... o-spelling

Most people don't even know where Niger is.

[JimC]

Niger may have to invade Florida to avenge this insult...

[JimC]

Move over, Florida man, here comes Florida woman!

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-05-07/ ... p/11089522

A Florida woman has given new meaning to the term "snappy dresser", pulling a small alligator from her yoga pants during a traffic stop.

[laklak]

I got a gator and I ain't afrid to use it!

[Sean Hayden]

--what penalty was she trying to avoid? Is catching and keeping a young alligator a serious offense?

[Hermit]

[Sean Hayden]

[Animavore]

I'm starting to suspect of late that Hermit has all the same Facebook friends I do.

[Hermit]

I'm starting to suspect of late that Hermit has all the same Facebook friends I do.

Suspect? We are on each other's list. Your profile says "Friends · 185 (21 Mutual)"

[pErvinalia]

You just have to be mutual friends of Dries to see all these memes..

[Brian Peacock]

When the oceans rise next year Florida will sink into history, and Floridians will slink into Georgia. When that happens we mustn't let them interbreed.

[Svartalf]

given the canonical age of a lot of Floridians, crossbreeding is not that big of a concern.

[Brian Peacock]