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New poison spray targets 'super-rats'

Post by cronus » Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:21 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-25573771

New poison spray targets 'super-rats'

The Midlands has one of the biggest rat problems in the UK, with households calling pest control experts more than any other region.

In some parts of the country rats are even becoming resistant to traditional rat poison.

Scientists at the University of Aston have created a new way to control the rat population using a poison spray absorbed through the rat's skin.

(continued, that explains why there are less and less here?)
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:35 pm

They're immune to warfarin and the other one here too. Gimme some of that spray!
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Post by mistermack » Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:20 pm

That spray sounds problematic, if it gets on the black market. What are the loonies and arseholes going to do with it?

Anyway, if you can manage to entice a rat into a place where you can spray it, you might just as well use a spring-loaded trap, or spike, or some other kind of lethal force.
Or automatically block the ends of the pipe, and put it to sleep with carbon monoxide.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:28 pm

Snipers, that's the ticket. Was a massive success against badgers.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:30 pm

Or maybe provide non-lethal equipment to field mice to enable them to take on the rats.
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Thu Jan 02, 2014 2:42 pm

They probably just mean spraying rubbish and routes with it so it gets absorbed through the feet.
Still problematic though, since it could concievably get migrated to other places inhabited by humans.
I used to work with pesticides and I don't trust 'em...particularly anything that can get absorbed through skin like organophosphates.

Best just issue all the local kids with an air pistol each and pay them by the tail.
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Post by Tyrannical » Thu Jan 02, 2014 2:52 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Snipers, that's the ticket. Was a massive success against badgers.
Let's see here :thinks:

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Post by laklak » Thu Jan 02, 2014 6:39 pm

Rats are people too.
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Post by JimC » Thu Jan 02, 2014 8:15 pm

The real super-ratz are right here! :woot:
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Post by Brian Peacock » Fri Jan 03, 2014 1:34 am

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