Republicans, Get In My Vagina!
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Republicans, Get In My Vagina!
Even though this is comedy, there's a few facts in here that makes it more than just comedy...
"The traumatic experience of rape causes a woman to secrete a certain secretion that tends to kill sperm." State Rep. Stephen Freind, R - Pennsylvania
"The traumatic experience of rape causes a woman to secrete a certain secretion that tends to kill sperm." State Rep. Stephen Freind, R - Pennsylvania
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Re: Republicans, Get In My Vagina!
Wow, I'd like to rape the woman in the light blue sweatshirt. She was really pretty. I say rape because I know she'd never have sex with me voluntarily. But that's okay because rape really isn't an issue, especially with those sperm-killing secretions women's hoo-hoos secrete 

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Register republican, it won't be rape, at worst, it will be one sided consensual sex.
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Re: Republicans, Get In My Vagina!
SweetSvartalf wrote:Register republican, it won't be rape, at worst, it will be one sided consensual sex.

People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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What fucken business does the government have to tell us what to do with our choice of choosing NOT to be pregnant? BULL freakn SHIT.
I do agree with one thing though. If you're going to have an abortion, you should be responsible enough and have it done within the first tri-mester. NOT wait like a freakn idiot till the 8th month and then decide, ops, I changed my mind. THat to me is totally irresponsible. the night after pill should be available over the counter. And contraceptives (other than the RUBBER) should have been available a long long time ago for men. Why do they always get to fuck, and we deal with the consequences and decisions aftermath.
I do agree with one thing though. If you're going to have an abortion, you should be responsible enough and have it done within the first tri-mester. NOT wait like a freakn idiot till the 8th month and then decide, ops, I changed my mind. THat to me is totally irresponsible. the night after pill should be available over the counter. And contraceptives (other than the RUBBER) should have been available a long long time ago for men. Why do they always get to fuck, and we deal with the consequences and decisions aftermath.
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Re: Republicans, Get In My Vagina!
This seemed relevant to this thread, so...
This asshole again:
Stewart's reply:

http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2012/05/0 ... ?hpt=hp_c3In the April skit, Stewart jokingly encouraged women to use “vagina mangers” to “protect their reproductive organs from unwanted medical intrusions.”
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Catholic League President Bill Donohue has encouraged a boycott of Kellogg’s because it has declined to pull its spots.
Stewart's reply:
Kick their fucking asses Stewart!“I'm not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance," Stewart said, decrying what he called the cable news-fueled “outrage machine.”

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For the same reason that dogs lick their genitals... because we can!kiki5711 wrote:And contraceptives (other than the RUBBER) should have been available a long long time ago for men. Why do they always get to fuck, and we deal with the consequences and decisions aftermath.

Not that I am advocating a laissez faire approach to semen distribution, or abrogation of parental responsibility on the behalf of men - far from it! But you did ask and that IS the reason!

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I saw the manger skit-- didn't hear the aftermath!amused wrote:This seemed relevant to this thread, so...
http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2012/05/0 ... ?hpt=hp_c3In the April skit, Stewart jokingly encouraged women to use “vagina mangers” to “protect their reproductive organs from unwanted medical intrusions.”
This asshole again:
Catholic League President Bill Donohue has encouraged a boycott of Kellogg’s because it has declined to pull its spots.
Stewart's reply:
Kick their fucking asses Stewart!“I'm not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance," Stewart said, decrying what he called the cable news-fueled “outrage machine.”

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Man, I almost reenlisted, just to be part of the government again.
Also, Bill Donohue can suck a wet fart out of my ass.
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