Michael "peerlessly slappable" Gove, the minister for Bibles in Schools, has suggested that the great British public should buy the Queen a new yacht to celebrate the jubilee.
The British public, facing economic meltdown, should buy one of the worlds richest women a yacht....
The rich deserve more, the poor deserve less.
Tory policy, summarised.
Gove the Twat does it again.
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Tory policy in a nutshell
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Re: Tory policy in a nutshell
A 4 metre sailing dinghy is a perfectly reasonable gift...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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I might stump up for that, put her and her entire parasitic brood in it and send them to clear mines in the Persian gulf...JimC wrote:A 4 metre sailing dinghy is a perfectly reasonable gift...
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Re: Tory policy in a nutshell
Anything floating would be damn useful the way this country is going? 
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Time to clamp down on Benefits scroungers.
Get me to a Nunnery 
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One of the best posts ever and not just because it's so completely opposite of your personaClinton Huxley wrote:I might stump up for that, put her and her entire parasitic brood in it and send them to clear mines in the Persian gulf...JimC wrote:A 4 metre sailing dinghy is a perfectly reasonable gift...
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What are the odds Lizzie & the Hun would ever actually get to use such a toy anyway? They're both getting on a bit.
Madcap idea, absolutely crackers.
Madcap idea, absolutely crackers.
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Even Daily Mail readers think this is not the greatest idea ever:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ds-newsxml
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ds-newsxml
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Re: Tory policy in a nutshell
Read those comments - an idea too crazy for Daily Mail readers......Does. Not. Compute.klr wrote:Even Daily Mail readers think this is not the greatest idea ever:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ds-newsxml
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Re: Tory policy in a nutshell
It ain't easy easy being a republican AND and Imperialist....rachelbean wrote:One of the best posts ever and not just because it's so completely opposite of your personaClinton Huxley wrote:I might stump up for that, put her and her entire parasitic brood in it and send them to clear mines in the Persian gulf...JimC wrote:A 4 metre sailing dinghy is a perfectly reasonable gift...
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AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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Re: Tory policy in a nutshell
Well said Huxley, could not agree more.
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John Maclean (Scottish socialist) speech from the Dock 1918.
John Maclean (Scottish socialist) speech from the Dock 1918.
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Re: Tory policy in a nutshell
how about a 10ft length of rope made from English grown hemp?JimC wrote:A 4 metre sailing dinghy is a perfectly reasonable gift...
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It would make a jaw-dropping finale to the jubilee celebrations....Svartalf wrote:how about a 10ft length of rope made from English grown hemp?JimC wrote:A 4 metre sailing dinghy is a perfectly reasonable gift...
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I'm hoping to build a 3 metre sailing boat (dinghy) this year - fucked if I am giving it to some inbred freeloaders.
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You've all been played. Now you'll think how in control of budget and gove the government is? Free kudos for Cameron and some fictional cost saving on a expenditure that never was to show how frugal the Royals and powerful are being? 
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