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Tory policy in a nutshell

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:17 am

Michael "peerlessly slappable" Gove, the minister for Bibles in Schools, has suggested that the great British public should buy the Queen a new yacht to celebrate the jubilee.

The British public, facing economic meltdown, should buy one of the worlds richest women a yacht....

The rich deserve more, the poor deserve less.

Tory policy, summarised.
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

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Re: Tory policy in a nutshell

Post by JimC » Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:27 am

A 4 metre sailing dinghy is a perfectly reasonable gift...
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Re: Tory policy in a nutshell

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:29 am

JimC wrote:A 4 metre sailing dinghy is a perfectly reasonable gift...
I might stump up for that, put her and her entire parasitic brood in it and send them to clear mines in the Persian gulf...
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Re: Tory policy in a nutshell

Post by Atheist-Lite » Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:24 am

Anything floating would be damn useful the way this country is going? :coffee:
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Re: Tory policy in a nutshell

Post by Jesus_of_Nazareth » Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:41 am

Time to clamp down on Benefits scroungers.
Get me to a Nunnery :soup:


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Re: Tory policy in a nutshell

Post by rachelbean » Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:47 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:
JimC wrote:A 4 metre sailing dinghy is a perfectly reasonable gift...
I might stump up for that, put her and her entire parasitic brood in it and send them to clear mines in the Persian gulf...
One of the best posts ever and not just because it's so completely opposite of your persona :lol:
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Re: Tory policy in a nutshell

Post by klr » Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:54 am

What are the odds Lizzie & the Hun would ever actually get to use such a toy anyway? They're both getting on a bit.

Madcap idea, absolutely crackers.
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Re: Tory policy in a nutshell

Post by klr » Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:56 am

Even Daily Mail readers think this is not the greatest idea ever:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ds-newsxml
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Re: Tory policy in a nutshell

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:13 am

klr wrote:Even Daily Mail readers think this is not the greatest idea ever:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ds-newsxml
Read those comments - an idea too crazy for Daily Mail readers......Does. Not. Compute.
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Re: Tory policy in a nutshell

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:18 am

rachelbean wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
JimC wrote:A 4 metre sailing dinghy is a perfectly reasonable gift...
I might stump up for that, put her and her entire parasitic brood in it and send them to clear mines in the Persian gulf...
One of the best posts ever and not just because it's so completely opposite of your persona :lol:
It ain't easy easy being a republican AND and Imperialist....
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I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

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Post by Pensioner » Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:32 am

Well said Huxley, could not agree more.

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Re: Tory policy in a nutshell

Post by Svartalf » Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:35 am

JimC wrote:A 4 metre sailing dinghy is a perfectly reasonable gift...
how about a 10ft length of rope made from English grown hemp?
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Re: Tory policy in a nutshell

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:51 am

Svartalf wrote:
JimC wrote:A 4 metre sailing dinghy is a perfectly reasonable gift...
how about a 10ft length of rope made from English grown hemp?
It would make a jaw-dropping finale to the jubilee celebrations....
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Re: Tory policy in a nutshell

Post by Jesus_of_Nazareth » Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:55 am

I'm hoping to build a 3 metre sailing boat (dinghy) this year - fucked if I am giving it to some inbred freeloaders.
Get me to a Nunnery :soup:


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Re: Tory policy in a nutshell

Post by Atheist-Lite » Mon Jan 16, 2012 12:55 pm

You've all been played. Now you'll think how in control of budget and gove the government is? Free kudos for Cameron and some fictional cost saving on a expenditure that never was to show how frugal the Royals and powerful are being? :bored:
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