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Penis Bitten Off By Rats

Post by tattuchu » Sat Dec 31, 2011 1:42 am

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Arun Sandhukha, Indian Man, Dies After Penis Allegedly Bitten Off By Rats

An Indian man who died in a state-run hospital is alleged to have had his penis chewed off by rats, Asian Age newspaper reports.

Arun Sandhukha, 53, had been a pneumonia patient at SSKM Hospital in Kolkata (formerly Calcutta) since December 11. According to the newspaper, his family members arrived at the hospital for a visit and found him in a pool of blood, with no medical staff in sight.

"No nurse was found at the scene and he was writhing in pain. His penis had been nibbled by rats," a victim's relative identified as Bishwanath said. The relative said that hospital staff "admitted the presence of rats in the hospital."

Later in the day, Sandhukha was pronounced dead.
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

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Post by tattuchu » Sat Dec 31, 2011 1:43 am

They were medicinal rats! You know, like medicinal leeches. And they were only supposed to do a circumcisi­on! But the poor little blighters got carried away...
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Sat Dec 31, 2011 1:50 am

What the... :think:
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Post by FBM » Sat Dec 31, 2011 1:52 am

Oww...
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Sat Dec 31, 2011 1:54 am

I think I'd have made a complaint of some sort well before they actually started eating it. :?
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Post by Gallstones » Sat Dec 31, 2011 1:56 am

How can a person not feel that happening?!
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Post by tattuchu » Sat Dec 31, 2011 1:59 am

Gallstones wrote:How can a person not feel that happening?!
I wondered the same thing :dunno:

Not much info:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/3 ... l#comments

And no one there has laughed at my joke yet. Buncha uptight commie pinko politically correct faggots :ddpan:
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Post by Svartalf » Sat Dec 31, 2011 2:03 am

If he wass sick enough, and the personnel too far, he may have felt it and not been able to do a thing about it.
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Post by John_fi_Skye » Sat Dec 31, 2011 2:06 am

tattuchu wrote:
Gallstones wrote:How can a person not feel that happening?!
I wondered the same thing :dunno:

Not much info:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/3 ... l#comments

And no one there has laughed at my joke yet. Buncha uptight commie pinko politically correct faggots :ddpan:
Ha ha ha. That was very amusing, Tattuchu. In fact, it was such a jolly thing to happen - I really have to hope you'll enjoy the same kind of demise. :cheer:
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Post by tattuchu » Sat Dec 31, 2011 2:08 am

Svartalf wrote:If he wass sick enough, and the personnel too far, he may have felt it and not been able to do a thing about it.
Why would they go after his dick? And I'm being serious. Do rats generally eat live flesh? Or might there have been something wrong with his wiener, and the stench attracted them? Maybe it was really cheesy? Do rats actually like cheese, or is that just in stories?
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Post by tattuchu » Sat Dec 31, 2011 2:10 am

John_fi_Skye wrote:
tattuchu wrote:
Gallstones wrote:How can a person not feel that happening?!
I wondered the same thing :dunno:

Not much info:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/3 ... l#comments

And no one there has laughed at my joke yet. Buncha uptight commie pinko politically correct faggots :ddpan:
Ha ha ha. That was very amusing, Tattuchu. In fact, it was such a jolly thing to happen - I really have to hope you'll enjoy the same kind of demise. :cheer:
One can only hope. It'd be the most action my dick has seen in years :awesanta:
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Post by John_fi_Skye » Sat Dec 31, 2011 2:13 am

tattuchu wrote:
Svartalf wrote:If he wass sick enough, and the personnel too far, he may have felt it and not been able to do a thing about it.
Why would they go after his dick? And I'm being serious. Do rats generally eat live flesh? Or might there have been something wrong with his wiener, and the stench attracted them? Maybe it was really cheesy? Do rats actually like cheese, or is that just in stories?
Do we know whether other bits that were sticking out were also targeted? Toes? Fingers? Ears? Scapulae? That's the trouble with tabloid reporting: not that it's sensationalist, but that it's so incomplete.
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Post by John_fi_Skye » Sat Dec 31, 2011 2:14 am

tattuchu wrote:
John_fi_Skye wrote:
tattuchu wrote:
Gallstones wrote:How can a person not feel that happening?!
I wondered the same thing :dunno:

Not much info:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/3 ... l#comments

And no one there has laughed at my joke yet. Buncha uptight commie pinko politically correct faggots :ddpan:
Ha ha ha. That was very amusing, Tattuchu. In fact, it was such a jolly thing to happen - I really have to hope you'll enjoy the same kind of demise. :cheer:
One can only hope. It'd be the most action my dick has seen in years :awesanta:
:funny: :funny: :funny:
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Re: Penis Bitten Off By Rats

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:11 am

I've seen men gnawed on by rats, you kind of hope they were dead before it happened. However, the snippets above say "nibbled on", not "bitten off".
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Re: Penis Bitten Off By Rats

Post by Tero » Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:13 am

The title had Rats not rats, so I was afraid one of the women had turned cannibalistic.

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