The Trump Pandemic

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Re: The Trump Pandemic

Post by Hermit » Mon Mar 23, 2020 5:12 am

Cunt wrote:
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How are your own world leaders doing with it?
Our Prime Minister, Scotty from Marketing, is working furiously at a resolution to the fast spreading problem. He is also asking for everyone's cooperation. Today he was quoted as saying: "While you may not be able to go to church, the synagogue, the temple or the mosque, I most certainly call on all people of faith for you to pray. I can assure you, my prayer knees are getting a good work out." It's bound to work. If not, I'll be blaming Trump. Of course. It's what you expect me to do, isn't it?
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Re: The Trump Pandemic

Post by pErvinalia » Mon Mar 23, 2020 7:25 am

Fucken God botherer. He's probably all sooky that he can't go to his usual happy clappy mega church.
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Re: The Trump Pandemic

Post by rainbow » Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:23 am

Cunt wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:30 am
Do you think the Chinese Government deserves gentle treatment?
Nope.
How does that make Trump less liable for this mess?
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Re: The Trump Pandemic

Post by Tero » Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:50 am

Trump gives the virus 15 days to go
https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTr ... 5916782593
after that he will deport it. ISIS has a big job.
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Re: The Trump Pandemic

Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:49 am

"You can't gaslight a pandemic Donald."

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Re: The Trump Pandemic

Post by Tero » Mon Mar 23, 2020 12:59 pm

Not ISIS, ICE.
International disaster, gonna be a blaster
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International disaster, international disaster
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Re: The Trump Pandemic

Post by Cunt » Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:12 pm

rainbow wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:23 am
Cunt wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:30 am
Do you think the Chinese Government deserves gentle treatment?
Nope.
How does that make Trump less liable for this mess?
He's made a mess in your country? Maybe you guys should close your boreders, like we have.
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Re: The Trump Pandemic

Post by Tero » Mon Mar 23, 2020 7:37 pm

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Re: The Trump Pandemic

Post by Tero » Mon Mar 23, 2020 8:05 pm

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No sick leave for you! Virus is a nothinburger like Russia hoax! Get back to work.
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Re: The Trump Pandemic

Post by NineBerry » Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:59 pm

Trump Just said Asians are nice people. And he looks like someone forced him to say it

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Re: The Trump Pandemic

Post by NineBerry » Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:30 pm

Corona virus task force of the White House group cuddling during press conference while asking people to practice social distancing

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Re: The Trump Pandemic

Post by NineBerry » Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:35 pm

Trump says the numbers in America are great. Very small numbers. Someone else who hasn't understood exponential growth.

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Re: The Trump Pandemic

Post by Seabass » Tue Mar 24, 2020 12:16 am

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Re: The Trump Pandemic

Post by rainbow » Tue Mar 24, 2020 7:15 am

Cunt wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:12 pm
rainbow wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:23 am
Cunt wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:30 am
Do you think the Chinese Government deserves gentle treatment?
Nope.
How does that make Trump less liable for this mess?
He's made a mess in your country? Maybe you guys should close your boreders, like we have.
:fp:
We have.

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Re: The Trump Pandemic

Post by Scot Dutchy » Tue Mar 24, 2020 9:30 am

NineBerry wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:35 pm
Trump says the numbers in America are great. Very small numbers. Someone else who hasn't understood exponential growth.
Numbers are already dropping. Sorry the scaremongers will have to find other things to scare us with mind you at present they are doing a great job. At 16,500 deaths world wide the numbers are small especially when the top five nations account for two thirds. Even in a small island of Sint Maarten (a friend of mine is working there) there is panic and all they got are two cases.
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