Our Prime Minister, Scotty from Marketing, is working furiously at a resolution to the fast spreading problem. He is also asking for everyone's cooperation. Today he was quoted as saying: "While you may not be able to go to church, the synagogue, the temple or the mosque, I most certainly call on all people of faith for you to pray. I can assure you, my prayer knees are getting a good work out." It's bound to work. If not, I'll be blaming Trump. Of course. It's what you expect me to do, isn't it?
The Trump Pandemic
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Fucken God botherer. He's probably all sooky that he can't go to his usual happy clappy mega church.
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Nope.
How does that make Trump less liable for this mess?
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Trump gives the virus 15 days to go
https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTr ... 5916782593
after that he will deport it. ISIS has a big job.
https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTr ... 5916782593
after that he will deport it. ISIS has a big job.
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International disaster, send for the master
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International disaster, international disaster
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Gonna rearrange our lives
International disaster, send for the master
Don't wait to see the white of his eyes
International disaster, international disaster
Price of silver droppin' so do yer Christmas shopping
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"You can't gaslight a pandemic Donald."
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Not ISIS, ICE.
International disaster, gonna be a blaster
Gonna rearrange our lives
International disaster, send for the master
Don't wait to see the white of his eyes
International disaster, international disaster
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Before you lose the chance to score (Pembroke)
Gonna rearrange our lives
International disaster, send for the master
Don't wait to see the white of his eyes
International disaster, international disaster
Price of silver droppin' so do yer Christmas shopping
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Re: The Trump Pandemic
He's made a mess in your country? Maybe you guys should close your boreders, like we have.
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International disaster, gonna be a blaster
Gonna rearrange our lives
International disaster, send for the master
Don't wait to see the white of his eyes
International disaster, international disaster
Price of silver droppin' so do yer Christmas shopping
Before you lose the chance to score (Pembroke)
Gonna rearrange our lives
International disaster, send for the master
Don't wait to see the white of his eyes
International disaster, international disaster
Price of silver droppin' so do yer Christmas shopping
Before you lose the chance to score (Pembroke)
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International disaster, gonna be a blaster
Gonna rearrange our lives
International disaster, send for the master
Don't wait to see the white of his eyes
International disaster, international disaster
Price of silver droppin' so do yer Christmas shopping
Before you lose the chance to score (Pembroke)
Gonna rearrange our lives
International disaster, send for the master
Don't wait to see the white of his eyes
International disaster, international disaster
Price of silver droppin' so do yer Christmas shopping
Before you lose the chance to score (Pembroke)
Re: The Trump Pandemic
Trump Just said Asians are nice people. And he looks like someone forced him to say it
Re: The Trump Pandemic
Corona virus task force of the White House group cuddling during press conference while asking people to practice social distancing
Re: The Trump Pandemic
Trump says the numbers in America are great. Very small numbers. Someone else who hasn't understood exponential growth.
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"Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." —Voltaire
"They want to take away your hamburgers. This is what Stalin dreamt about but never achieved." —Sebastian Gorka
"They want to take away your hamburgers. This is what Stalin dreamt about but never achieved." —Sebastian Gorka
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We have.
Would you like to answer my question?
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Numbers are already dropping. Sorry the scaremongers will have to find other things to scare us with mind you at present they are doing a great job. At 16,500 deaths world wide the numbers are small especially when the top five nations account for two thirds. Even in a small island of Sint Maarten (a friend of mine is working there) there is panic and all they got are two cases.
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