Yup, most North Korean citizens wouldn't recognise a trial, show or not.Ian wrote:Having him publicly hauled out of the legislature by security guards WAS the show trial.
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Luckily, by being an only child, I've avoided future execution by a nephew... 

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Seems you have to work pretty hard at not getting yourself executed in NK.
How long before everybody has been executed, do you think?
How long before everybody has been executed, do you think?

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Well, they need to keep a few around to run the propaganda machine. I think everything else could be done by puppets and a random command generator.
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The standing ovation at the next party meeting will be phenomenal.

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I read a short piece about this incident in a magazine at a news stand a couple of days ago, and what really caught my eye, was one of the "charges" brought against the now-dead uncle. The charge was, wait for it, "dreaming different dreams".
So apparently in NK, you can be arrested and shot for what you allegedly dream about.
So apparently in NK, you can be arrested and shot for what you allegedly dream about.
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Thought crime. It's what conservatives in the west want to prosecute as well. And conservatives do love the death penalty too... 

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The difference being that we have moved to a point where such a prosecution would be laughable, even if some would like it...rEvolutionist wrote:Thought crime. It's what conservatives in the west want to prosecute as well. And conservatives do love the death penalty too...
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Actually, it's not laughable as we do have prosecutions for thought crime. We just don't have the death penalty for them (although, I wonder if the US does. Wouldn't surprise me).
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Give me an example of what you would call a thought crime that could be prosecuted in Australia...rEvolutionist wrote:Actually, it's not laughable as we do have prosecutions for thought crime. We just don't have the death penalty for them (although, I wonder if the US does. Wouldn't surprise me).
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The obvious one that pops into my mind straight away was that guy who got done for having "child porn" for having cartoon images of lisa and bart. And there's heaps of other examples that come up from time to time (although, most of them have slipped my mind at the moment). I can't remember the details, but a lot of people are getting in trouble in the UK for tweeting the wrong thing.
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Not really convincing, rEv, in comparison to the NK example...rEvolutionist wrote:The obvious one that pops into my mind straight away was that guy who got done for having "child porn" for having cartoon images of lisa and bart. And there's heaps of other examples that come up from time to time (although, most of them have slipped my mind at the moment). I can't remember the details, but a lot of people are getting in trouble in the UK for tweeting the wrong thing.

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Them's dangerous words...JimC wrote:Not really convincing, rEv, in comparison to the NK example...rEvolutionist wrote:The obvious one that pops into my mind straight away was that guy who got done for having "child porn" for having cartoon images of lisa and bart. And there's heaps of other examples that come up from time to time (although, most of them have slipped my mind at the moment). I can't remember the details, but a lot of people are getting in trouble in the UK for tweeting the wrong thing.

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The point is that it IS a thought crime, and conservatives love stuffing their morals down other's throats. And the guy who got done for that is probably on the sex offenders registry. Basically his life has been destroyed because some conservative wankers think it should be a crime to look at two not real things doing naughty stuff together.JimC wrote:Not really convincing, rEv, in comparison to the NK example...rEvolutionist wrote:The obvious one that pops into my mind straight away was that guy who got done for having "child porn" for having cartoon images of lisa and bart. And there's heaps of other examples that come up from time to time (although, most of them have slipped my mind at the moment). I can't remember the details, but a lot of people are getting in trouble in the UK for tweeting the wrong thing.
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