What did this man need that he didn't have?
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Re: What did this man need that he didn't have?
The Pitbull Piper?
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Re: What did this man need that he didn't have?
Satan's Sword of Serious Whoop ass?
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Re: What did this man need that he didn't have?
That almost describes the UK. If you said '' reasonably effectively '' it would. Nothing's ever perfect.klr wrote:Let's see ... a jurisdiction which had strong laws limiting the ownership of dangerous breeds, and effectively enforced said laws.
People who don't train their dogs piss me off. They treat them like toys. If a neighbour of mine had five pit-bulls, and a rickety fence, he would have five dead dogs within days.
One of my neighbours had noisy dogs that barked all the time. I noticed a sign on his gate saying sarcastically '' thanks to the person who poisoned our dogs .... blah blah.''
It wasn't me, but I don't blame whoever did it. If you don't train your dogs, you don't deserve them.
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The Batmobile? Everyone needs the Batmobile.
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Re: What did this man need that he didn't have?
Hm. All potential useful defensive weapons, although a knife isn't going to do much good against five vicious dogs in the short term. Bear or pepper spray could be effective, and it appears legal to carry some form of OC spray in Chicago. Stick? Useful but not necessarily effective, particularly in a five-dog attack.Kristie wrote:A knife, bear spray, pepper spray, a big stick?Seth wrote:I'm sure the poor guy in the story was desperate. So what did he need that he didn't have?Ian wrote:I'm sure Seth is trying to make a point about something.
Too bad he's using an anecdote, which is the reasoning of the desperate.
Anything else that might have been more effective in a shorter period of time and which could have eliminated the threat to the rest of the public?
Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
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Re: What did this man need that he didn't have?
Glamdring?
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The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
Re: What did this man need that he didn't have?
How about something any cop on earth would have used immediately if he were similarly attacked?
"Seth is Grandmaster Zen Troll who trains his victims to troll themselves every time they think of him" Robert_S
"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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Re: What did this man need that he didn't have?
An invisibility cloak!!!
Re: What did this man need that he didn't have?
Not sure but I suspect that carrying Glamdring, or Orchrist or even Sting around in Chicago would result in a much more lethal attack from the police than from the dogs. Chicago cops are WAY worse than pit-bulls.klr wrote:Glamdring?
"Seth is Grandmaster Zen Troll who trains his victims to troll themselves every time they think of him" Robert_S
"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
© 2013/2014/2015/2016 Seth, all rights reserved. No reuse, republication, duplication, or derivative work is authorized.
"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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Re: What did this man need that he didn't have?
Dogz gots nozez! And earzTrinity wrote:An invisibility cloak!!!
"Seth is Grandmaster Zen Troll who trains his victims to troll themselves every time they think of him" Robert_S
"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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Good answer, good answer!!PsychoSerenity wrote:The Batmobile? Everyone needs the Batmobile.
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Re: What did this man need that he didn't have?
A lightsaber?
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Animal telepathy?
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Re: What did this man need that he didn't have?
Kung Fu is the obvious answer.
Bruce Lee would have just jumped ten feet in the air, then spun around for no obvious reason, then kicked fuck out of the dogs, while making weird noises.
I could do that.
I make a lot of weird noises.
Bruce Lee would have just jumped ten feet in the air, then spun around for no obvious reason, then kicked fuck out of the dogs, while making weird noises.
I could do that.
I make a lot of weird noises.
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