Which Country is the Closest Ally of the United States?

Vote for the United States' BFF (by closest, I don't mean geographically)

The US has no true allies, only countries who are in fear of the US or bought by the US pretend to be allies.
4
21%
Cheese/Bacon
1
5%
Israel is the US's closest ally
0
No votes
The United Kingdom is the US's closest ally
3
16%
France is the US's closest ally
1
5%
Spain is the US's closest ally
0
No votes
Canada is the US's closest ally
3
16%
Mexico...
0
No votes
Brazil...
0
No votes
China...
3
16%
Russia...
0
No votes
Iran....
3
16%
Australia
1
5%
New Zealand
0
No votes
India
0
No votes
Japan
0
No votes
Argentina
0
No votes
South Africa
0
No votes
Italy
0
No votes
Germany
0
No votes
One of the Scandinavian Countries
0
No votes
An African Country
0
No votes
A Caribbean Island, like Grenada or the Aruba
0
No votes
Some other country
0
No votes
 
Total votes: 19

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Post by tattuchu » Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:05 pm

It's hard to be friends with someone who keeps fucking you in the ass every time you turn around. Unless you like that sort of thing, I guess.

WWII ended nearly seventy years ago, by the way. Why in God's name do we still have bases there?

Anyway, to answer the question, I'd say Canada (i.e. Northern U.S.)
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:22 pm

tattuchu wrote:It's hard to be friends with someone who keeps fucking you in the ass every time you turn around. Unless you like that sort of thing, I guess.
A lot of Americans think Europeans seem gay, so maybe that is the explanation.
tattuchu wrote:
WWII ended nearly seventy years ago, by the way.
I didn't bring it up, Svartalf did.
tattuchu wrote:
Why in God's name do we still have bases there?
Global strategic and defense reasons. Has Japan asked us to leave? They can, you know.
tattuchu wrote:
Anyway, to answer the question, I'd say Canada (i.e. Northern U.S.)
Canada is nice.

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Post by Animavore » Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:13 pm

Oh! Thank you fucking much!
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:07 pm

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Post by maiforpeace » Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:10 pm

You forgot to add California to the list.
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Post by tattuchu » Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:13 pm

The U.S. is the U.S's closest ally!
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.

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Post by Svartalf » Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:17 pm

More like closet ally
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Re: Which Country is the Closest Ally of the United States?

Post by Ian » Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:20 am

Canada, the UK and Australia all get a three-way tie, from my point of view because this is known as the "four eyes" community of intelligence sharing - lots of classified information is disseminated among these four (when it's not labeled US-only, that is).
There's also a "five eyes" list that includes New Zealand, but those lists aren't quite as common for some reason. :ask:

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:28 am

Venezula!
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Re: Which Country is the Closest Ally of the United States?

Post by Ian » Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:30 am

Gawdzilla wrote:Venezula!
Is that next door to Columba?

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:32 am

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:39 am

Ian wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:Venezula!
Is that next door to Columba?
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Post by Warren Dew » Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:37 am

Ian wrote:Canada, the UK and Australia all get a three-way tie, from my point of view because this is known as the "four eyes" community of intelligence sharing - lots of classified information is disseminated among these four (when it's not labeled US-only, that is).
Yeah, I couldn't decide between Australia, Canada, and the UK.

So I chose China. After all, they're the ones who lend us money whenever we need it.

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Post by JimC » Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:40 am

Warren Dew wrote:
Ian wrote:Canada, the UK and Australia all get a three-way tie, from my point of view because this is known as the "four eyes" community of intelligence sharing - lots of classified information is disseminated among these four (when it's not labeled US-only, that is).
Yeah, I couldn't decide between Australia, Canada, and the UK.

So I chose China. After all, they're the ones who lend us money whenever we need it.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Mar 30, 2012 6:42 am

Ian wrote:Canada, the UK and Australia all get a three-way tie, from my point of view because this is known as the "four eyes" community of intelligence sharing - lots of classified information is disseminated among these four (when it's not labeled US-only, that is).
There's also a "five eyes" list that includes New Zealand, but those lists aren't quite as common for some reason. :ask:
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