Narcissists finally get to have sex with themselves

Post by **cronus** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:51 pm

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/scie ... 4012282793

Narcissists finally get to have sex with themselves

A SEX app for Google Glass is being hailed as a revolution in narcissism.

Pathologically self-absorbed people will be able to see themselves looking awesome during sex as their image is relayed from their partner’s Google Glass to their own headset.

34-year-old Nathan Hayes said: “Previously I only knew whether I looked awesome during intercourse by asking my girlfriend immediately afterwards.

“This is what I always wanted, my partner reduced to the status of a camera.

“After sex I lie on my back while looking at myself through my girlfriend’s eyes and say ‘You are an incredible creature’.

“Then I reply ‘I know’. This new app will take my relationship with myself to another level.”

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Post by **JacksSmirkingRevenge** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:56 pm

Mirrors are cheaper.
Jus' sayin'.

Post by **cronus** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 9:01 pm

JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:Mirrors are cheaper.
Jus' sayin'.

Distracting still, though. Dim light and no mirror works best at my age.

Post by **mistermack** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:10 pm

It must be a real blow, if they get dumped.

Nowhere left to go after that.

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