Don't be a relative of Uncle...
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Re: Don't be a relative of Uncle...
Fucking top place, that North Korea!
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Innit?
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Fucking hell!The purge targets a broad range of people associated with Jang, from anyone who had their picture taken with him to officials who owed him their promotions.
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If I ever visit up there, I ain't having my picture taken with any-fucking-body.
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"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Re: Don't be a relative of Uncle...
The Great Leader (Blessings upon his bad haircut) snubbed Rodman - do you think he may have snapped a selfie with uncle? I pity him if he did. 
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And be sure not to catch a case of the crabs... http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/24/world ... d=all&_r=0
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It sounds like Jang was telling people to check with him, before carrying out any of the dear leader's orders.
If that was genuinely true, he needs to be added to the Darwin awards list.
If that was genuinely true, he needs to be added to the Darwin awards list.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/2 ... 98996.html
The NYT article.Jang Song-thaek's Aides Executed With Antiaircraft Machine Guns: Report
Shocking new details have been revealed about the execution of Jang Song-thaek, Kim Jong Un's uncle.
The New York Times reports that the Jang's death was the end result of a brutal gun battle between Jang supporters and those of the regime over who controlled key land.
As the Times tells it, Kim's forces were ordered to take back control over important fishing grounds that Jang had previously seized, but Jang wouldn't give it up without a fight. The battle ended in the death of many of Kim's soldiers. Kim was furious and ordered that Jang's top aides be executed.
According to the Times, the two men were killed with antiaircraft machine guns rather than regular guns or rifles.
Yomiuri Shimbun, a Japanese newspaper, reported that Kim was “very drunk” when he ordered the death of Jang's men.
Earlier this month, Jang was executed for allegedly committing treason. Jang's death came as a shock to many who believed he was a close confidant to Kim. Jang was accused of corruption and substance abuse, among other crimes that could not be verified by Western media.
For more on the North Korea, head over to the New York Times.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
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"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
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When crime bosses fall out...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Re: Don't be a relative of Uncle...
When crime bosses fall out...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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