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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:31 am

According to a group of doctors that analysed his drinking habits across the original novels, James Bond was clearly an alcoholic, a problem drinker, and would have had a severe case of brewer's droop! In You Only Live Twice, he was drinking as much as 132 units per week - that's... plenty! :drunk:

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Post by Faithfree » Fri Dec 13, 2013 12:44 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:According to a group of doctors that analysed his drinking habits across the original novels, James Bond was clearly an alcoholic, a problem drinker, and would have had a severe case of brewer's droop! In You Only Live Twice, he was drinking as much as 132 units per week - that's... plenty! :drunk:

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Post by klr » Fri Dec 13, 2013 12:47 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:According to a group of doctors that analysed his drinking habits across the original novels, James Bond was clearly an alcoholic, a problem drinker, and would have had a severe case of brewer's droop! In You Only Live Twice, he was drinking as much as 132 units per week - that's... plenty! :drunk:

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Post by cronus » Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:16 pm

klr wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:According to a group of doctors that analysed his drinking habits across the original novels, James Bond was clearly an alcoholic, a problem drinker, and would have had a severe case of brewer's droop! In You Only Live Twice, he was drinking as much as 132 units per week - that's... plenty! :drunk:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-25349738
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Post by JimC » Fri Dec 13, 2013 7:58 pm

It's a well known fact that recent generations simply cannot handle their booze, not like old-timers like James and I... :td:
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Post by Seth » Fri Dec 13, 2013 8:23 pm

If you killed people for a living you'd probably spend a lot of time drunk too. Fortunately for the forces of Good he's really, really adept at compensating for intoxication. Never seen a drunk shoot that straight.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Dec 13, 2013 8:29 pm

Seth wrote:If you killed people for a living you'd probably spend a lot of time drunk too. Fortunately for the forces of Good he's really, really adept at compensating for intoxication. Never seen a drunk shoot that straight.
It's him driving while pissed out of his skull that worries me! A dozen vodka martinis and then straight into a car chase! He wouldn't keep his licence for a week!
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Dec 13, 2013 8:33 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Seth wrote:If you killed people for a living you'd probably spend a lot of time drunk too. Fortunately for the forces of Good he's really, really adept at compensating for intoxication. Never seen a drunk shoot that straight.
It's him driving while pissed out of his skull that worries me! A dozen vodka martinis and then straight into a car chase! He wouldn't keep his licence for a week!
He should take another spy with him as designated driver. 003% by volume....
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Post by Seth » Fri Dec 13, 2013 8:34 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Seth wrote:If you killed people for a living you'd probably spend a lot of time drunk too. Fortunately for the forces of Good he's really, really adept at compensating for intoxication. Never seen a drunk shoot that straight.
It's him driving while pissed out of his skull that worries me! A dozen vodka martinis and then straight into a car chase! He wouldn't keep his licence for a week!
Dude, he has a license to KILL, some traffic cop trying to arrest him is going to get dead. Why do you think he has "007" plates? It's so the cops will ignore him.

Clearly he's a better driver with a 0.100 BAC than everybody else stone sober.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Dec 14, 2013 5:52 am

Seth wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Seth wrote:If you killed people for a living you'd probably spend a lot of time drunk too. Fortunately for the forces of Good he's really, really adept at compensating for intoxication. Never seen a drunk shoot that straight.
It's him driving while pissed out of his skull that worries me! A dozen vodka martinis and then straight into a car chase! He wouldn't keep his licence for a week!
Dude, he has a license to KILL, some traffic cop trying to arrest him is going to get dead. Why do you think he has "007" plates? It's so the cops will ignore him.

Clearly he's a better driver with a 0.100 BAC than everybody else stone sober.
Being fictitious must help as well.
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Post by cronus » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:48 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Seth wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Seth wrote:If you killed people for a living you'd probably spend a lot of time drunk too. Fortunately for the forces of Good he's really, really adept at compensating for intoxication. Never seen a drunk shoot that straight.
It's him driving while pissed out of his skull that worries me! A dozen vodka martinis and then straight into a car chase! He wouldn't keep his licence for a week!
Dude, he has a license to KILL, some traffic cop trying to arrest him is going to get dead. Why do you think he has "007" plates? It's so the cops will ignore him.

Clearly he's a better driver with a 0.100 BAC than everybody else stone sober.
Being fictitious must help as well.
That's the cover story...anyway. :read:
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Post by Seth » Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:37 am

Well, SOMEbody killed Jimmy Hoffa and Michael Jackson. I'm sticking with 007.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:43 am

Seth wrote:Well, SOMEbody killed Jimmy Hoffa and Michael Jackson. I'm sticking with 007.
:ask:

OK. Sounds legit. :tup:
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