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According to a group of doctors that analysed his drinking habits across the original novels, James Bond was clearly an alcoholic, a problem drinker, and would have had a severe case of brewer's droop! In You Only Live Twice, he was drinking as much as 132 units per week - that's... plenty!
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Re: My Name'sh Bon, Jemmsh Bon 'n' I fucking love ya, ya bas
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:According to a group of doctors that analysed his drinking habits across the original novels, James Bond was clearly an alcoholic, a problem drinker, and would have had a severe case of brewer's droop! In You Only Live Twice, he was drinking as much as 132 units per week - that's... plenty!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-25349738
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Re: My Name'sh Bon, Jemmsh Bon 'n' I fucking love ya, ya bas
The Queen Mother would have approved.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:According to a group of doctors that analysed his drinking habits across the original novels, James Bond was clearly an alcoholic, a problem drinker, and would have had a severe case of brewer's droop! In You Only Live Twice, he was drinking as much as 132 units per week - that's... plenty!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-25349738
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Re: My Name'sh Bon, Jemmsh Bon 'n' I fucking love ya, ya bas
All depends on the genes and James Bond had the right combination, like me.klr wrote:The Queen Mother would have approved.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:According to a group of doctors that analysed his drinking habits across the original novels, James Bond was clearly an alcoholic, a problem drinker, and would have had a severe case of brewer's droop! In You Only Live Twice, he was drinking as much as 132 units per week - that's... plenty!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-25349738
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Re: My Name'sh Bon, Jemmsh Bon 'n' I fucking love ya, ya bas
It's a well known fact that recent generations simply cannot handle their booze, not like old-timers like James and I...
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Re: My Name'sh Bon, Jemmsh Bon 'n' I fucking love ya, ya bas
If you killed people for a living you'd probably spend a lot of time drunk too. Fortunately for the forces of Good he's really, really adept at compensating for intoxication. Never seen a drunk shoot that straight.
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Re: My Name'sh Bon, Jemmsh Bon 'n' I fucking love ya, ya bas
It's him driving while pissed out of his skull that worries me! A dozen vodka martinis and then straight into a car chase! He wouldn't keep his licence for a week!Seth wrote:If you killed people for a living you'd probably spend a lot of time drunk too. Fortunately for the forces of Good he's really, really adept at compensating for intoxication. Never seen a drunk shoot that straight.
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Re: My Name'sh Bon, Jemmsh Bon 'n' I fucking love ya, ya bas
He should take another spy with him as designated driver. 003% by volume....Xamonas Chegwé wrote:It's him driving while pissed out of his skull that worries me! A dozen vodka martinis and then straight into a car chase! He wouldn't keep his licence for a week!Seth wrote:If you killed people for a living you'd probably spend a lot of time drunk too. Fortunately for the forces of Good he's really, really adept at compensating for intoxication. Never seen a drunk shoot that straight.
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Re: My Name'sh Bon, Jemmsh Bon 'n' I fucking love ya, ya bas
Dude, he has a license to KILL, some traffic cop trying to arrest him is going to get dead. Why do you think he has "007" plates? It's so the cops will ignore him.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:It's him driving while pissed out of his skull that worries me! A dozen vodka martinis and then straight into a car chase! He wouldn't keep his licence for a week!Seth wrote:If you killed people for a living you'd probably spend a lot of time drunk too. Fortunately for the forces of Good he's really, really adept at compensating for intoxication. Never seen a drunk shoot that straight.
Clearly he's a better driver with a 0.100 BAC than everybody else stone sober.
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Re: My Name'sh Bon, Jemmsh Bon 'n' I fucking love ya, ya bas
Being fictitious must help as well.Seth wrote:Dude, he has a license to KILL, some traffic cop trying to arrest him is going to get dead. Why do you think he has "007" plates? It's so the cops will ignore him.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:It's him driving while pissed out of his skull that worries me! A dozen vodka martinis and then straight into a car chase! He wouldn't keep his licence for a week!Seth wrote:If you killed people for a living you'd probably spend a lot of time drunk too. Fortunately for the forces of Good he's really, really adept at compensating for intoxication. Never seen a drunk shoot that straight.
Clearly he's a better driver with a 0.100 BAC than everybody else stone sober.
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Calilasseia
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Twoflower
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
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Sandy Denny
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Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Re: My Name'sh Bon, Jemmsh Bon 'n' I fucking love ya, ya bas
That's the cover story...anyway.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Being fictitious must help as well.Seth wrote:Dude, he has a license to KILL, some traffic cop trying to arrest him is going to get dead. Why do you think he has "007" plates? It's so the cops will ignore him.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:It's him driving while pissed out of his skull that worries me! A dozen vodka martinis and then straight into a car chase! He wouldn't keep his licence for a week!Seth wrote:If you killed people for a living you'd probably spend a lot of time drunk too. Fortunately for the forces of Good he's really, really adept at compensating for intoxication. Never seen a drunk shoot that straight.
Clearly he's a better driver with a 0.100 BAC than everybody else stone sober.
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Re: My Name'sh Bon, Jemmsh Bon 'n' I fucking love ya, ya bas
Well, SOMEbody killed Jimmy Hoffa and Michael Jackson. I'm sticking with 007.
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"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
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Re: My Name'sh Bon, Jemmsh Bon 'n' I fucking love ya, ya bas
Seth wrote:Well, SOMEbody killed Jimmy Hoffa and Michael Jackson. I'm sticking with 007.
OK. Sounds legit.
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Paco
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Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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