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Ow Ow Ouch, down, boy.

Post by mistermack » Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:14 am

Man's best friend? Only when they want something :

Pet dog chews off paralyzed man's testicle
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Post by piscator » Wed Aug 07, 2013 11:41 am

Have dingos been ruled out?
Sounds like a thing a dingo would do.
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Post by Woodbutcher » Wed Aug 07, 2013 11:44 am

mistermack wrote:Man's best friend? Only when they want something :

Pet dog chews off paralyzed man's testicle
He had no use for it anyway, being paralysed.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Aug 07, 2013 11:49 am

Woodbutcher wrote:
mistermack wrote:Man's best friend? Only when they want something :

Pet dog chews off paralyzed man's testicle
He had no use for it anyway, being paralysed.
Not true. Paralyzed men can father children. In many cases the nerves are still there, and still react to stimulus even if it doesn't get through to the brain. I know of one case in LA where a man was raped repeatedly by the female housekeeping staff at a nursing home. Three of them got pregnant that way.
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Post by klr » Wed Aug 07, 2013 11:53 am

Sounds like a Bad Dog. :nono:
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Post by mistermack » Wed Aug 07, 2013 1:11 pm

piscator wrote:Have dingos been ruled out?
Sounds like a thing a dingo would do.
I think I can safely rule out dingos. It happened in Arkansas. The dog was described as a fluffy white stray, adopted three weeks previously. I would say that strays would be a risk for anybody to take on. They have learned to grab any meal in an opportunist fashion.

The article had one silly sentence :

Luckily, as the man told police, he has no feeling whatsoever from the waist down. Hey, you have to find the silver lining in these situations.

How that can be described as lucky, only he will know.
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Post by piscator » Wed Aug 07, 2013 7:56 pm

mistermack wrote:
piscator wrote:Have dingos been ruled out?
Sounds like a thing a dingo would do.
I think I can safely rule out dingos. It happened in Arkansas.

Never underestimate dingos.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Aug 08, 2013 12:02 am

piscator wrote:
mistermack wrote:
piscator wrote:Have dingos been ruled out?
Sounds like a thing a dingo would do.
I think I can safely rule out dingos. It happened in Arkansas.

Never underestimate dingos.
And there's coyotes there as well.
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