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Shock news : The UK has as many wankers as the US !!
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Re: Shock news : The UK has as many wankers as the US !!
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Re: Shock news : The UK has as many wankers as the US !!
Oh, yes, of course, the countries that don't harbor and fund the dopey aristocracy must be far wankier than the country that does...mistermack wrote:Fuck. I got the title wrong.
Half of these news media, broadcasting from the hospital, are Americans. And Canadians. And Australians. etc etc.
They just interviewed the CNN lot, and they've been broadcasting non-stop all day.
And the last lot of women they spoke to were americans.
The UK has, in the 21st century, a Queen, and assorted Dukes, Earls, Duchesses, Ladies, Lords and Knights, but the rest of the folks who view it with curious or romantic interest from afar are the wankers.
Re: Shock news : The UK has as many wankers as the US !!
Oh give it a rest, who do you think you are, Watt Tyler?
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No, I have no problem taxing Poles. Buggers don't pay enough taxes as it is!Arse wrote:Oh give it a rest, who do you think you are, Watt Tyler?
Re: Shock news : The UK has as many wankers as the US !!
Coito ergo sum wrote:No, I have no problem taxing Poles. Buggers don't pay enough taxes as it is!Arse wrote:Oh give it a rest, who do you think you are, Watt Tyler?
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Re: Shock news : The UK has as many wankers as the US !!
Yup, it's at times like this that one's republican sympathies sky-rocket.Rum wrote:What a bag of shite it all is.
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Great example of how pathetic the sheeple are.
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http://uk.news.yahoo.com/world-awaits-f ... ml#mszoFK4"We're here to witness history, where a future monarch has been born. I just can't wait to see them today," said Maria Scott, a housewife from Newcastle in northern England who has camped outside the hospital since Saturday.
Sounds totally bonkers to me. Camped outside for days to see a baby from a distance?
That being said, people camp out five days to buy a new phone:
http://www.tomshardware.com/news/iPhone ... 17636.html
And they camp out for days to be in line at a malls --
http://www.newsnet5.com/dpp/news/local_ ... f-shopping
People are fucking idiots. I weep for the future of mankind. I fall upon the mercy of any deity that may or may not exist, and I humbly ask for forgiveness for being among a race of beings that do things like this. I am thoroughly embarrassed and ashamed for my species.
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We so desperately need our own planet, us Ratz. Well, most of us.
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Thinking Aloud wrote:We so desperately need our own planet, us Ratz. Well, most of us.
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A simple solution is to not watch TV. I've barely heard anything about it.Arse wrote:Sick of hearing about it already and she hasn't even popped yet. The next few weeks are going to be a news nightmare. (Note to David Cameron - probably a good time to bury bad news though....).
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Re: Shock news : The UK has as many wankers as the US !!
There's far less fuss about a new baby in the third world :
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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