Granola bars aren't exactly health food.klr wrote:That's still dangerous. If the corners don't get you, the coronary damage will.hadespussercats wrote:What exactly is flappy about this jack?
That brick couldn't flap if it tried.
EDIT: I see that's a Granola bar. Tell you how much I know about health food.
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Which probably only serves to underscore my lack of knowledge.hadespussercats wrote:Granola bars aren't exactly health food.klr wrote:That's still dangerous. If the corners don't get you, the coronary damage will.hadespussercats wrote:What exactly is flappy about this jack?
That brick couldn't flap if it tried.
EDIT: I see that's a Granola bar. Tell you how much I know about health food.

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Re: English school bans dangerous triangle shaped flapjacks
You don't know shit from granola.klr wrote:Which probably only serves to underscore my lack of knowledge.hadespussercats wrote:Granola bars aren't exactly health food.klr wrote:That's still dangerous. If the corners don't get you, the coronary damage will.hadespussercats wrote:What exactly is flappy about this jack?
That brick couldn't flap if it tried.
EDIT: I see that's a Granola bar. Tell you how much I know about health food.
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But what about shinola?
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Not much of a health food, either.hadespussercats wrote:But what about shinola?

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Nobody made the obvious connection, I see.


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I knew shape-shifting alien lizards were behind this.Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Nobody made the obvious connection, I see.

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