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by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Jul 08, 2012 5:40 pm
Let's face it, political debate is hardly the most exciting thing on TV. Perhaps we need to take a leaf out of the Jordanian book and add a little physicality and danger?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-18756726
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by klr » Sun Jul 08, 2012 5:45 pm
Dammit, that Greek nutter a few weeks ago missed a trick - he only used his fists.

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Rum
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by Rum » Sun Jul 08, 2012 6:23 pm
Johny Rotten/Lydon was on last week's Question Time. No guns but a bit of very mild anarchy and sadly a large display of ignorance.
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by MrJonno » Sun Jul 08, 2012 9:08 pm
As burning politicans at the stake is illegal (through Nick Clegg would legalise it if he kept him in power long) I suggest something far simpler.
Only allow yes or no answers from politicians (questions would be framed so such an answer was possible)
When only criminals carry guns the police know exactly who to shoot!
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by surreptitious57 » Sun Jul 08, 2012 10:04 pm
George Galloway / Ann Widdecombe
Peter Hitchens / David Icke
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by HomerJay » Sun Jul 08, 2012 10:09 pm
I don't get the whole 'throw my shoe at you' attack.
Cos you're unlikely to do any real damage and if you need to do a runner it could be quite painful?
Do they carry spares just in case?
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by Rum » Sun Jul 08, 2012 10:16 pm
HomerJay wrote:I don't get the whole 'throw my shoe at you' attack.
Cos you're unlikely to do any real damage and if you need to do a runner it could be quite painful?
Do they carry spares just in case?
Short media memory alert. Don't you remember how 'insulting' throwing your show is to Slamists?
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by HomerJay » Sun Jul 08, 2012 10:58 pm
Rum wrote:HomerJay wrote:I don't get the whole 'throw my shoe at you' attack.
Cos you're unlikely to do any real damage and if you need to do a runner it could be quite painful?
Do they carry spares just in case?
Short media memory alert. Don't you remember how 'insulting' throwing your show is to Slamists?
Yes, but it's not terribly convincing or threatening it is?
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by Blind groper » Mon Jul 09, 2012 5:40 am
The real problem is that the politician did not fire.
I propose that all politicians be given sub machine guns, fully loaded, before each debating session. If we are lucky, we might end up with fewer of them!
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by Arse » Tue Jul 10, 2012 7:25 am
Rum wrote:Johny Rotten/Lydon was on last week's Question Time. No guns but a bit of very mild anarchy and sadly a large display of ignorance.
Why what did he have to say?
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by Rum » Tue Jul 10, 2012 7:50 am
Confusion, inconsistency, interrupting and shambling...for starters.
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